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Colds & Cigarettes

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Under the Weather? How About a Smoke?
(L) Illustration from Vintage Listerine Ad (R) Vintage Spuds Cigarette Advertisement 1943

What a Drag

Under the weather? Try a smooth smoke.

Why let a pesky head cold, sore throat or cough  get in the way of enjoying a cigarette or two?

Folks back during the 1940′s had the right idea. With no annoying restrictions on when, where or how often you could smoke…. why let your health get in the way of your enjoyment?

WWII was a stressful time taking its toll on you emotionally and physically.

While the boys overseas could count on Camels to quiet their war jangled nerves, folks back on the home front happily turned to “SPUD” cigarettes to fill the bill when they were rundown.

Vintage Spuds Cigarette Advertisement 1943

Vintage Spuds Cigarette Advertisement 1943

“There are times,” this 1943 cigarette ad informs the reader, “when Spuds are simply the one answer when nothing else will do, to help with whatever ails you.”

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Take the case of Mitzi Hansen.

Between her job at the GE defense plant, and her volunteer work at the Red Cross and local Canteen, she was plain worn down.

The Old Switcheroo

Vintage Cigarette Ad 1943 illustration woman smoking

Illustration from Vintage Spuds Cigarette Advertisement 1943

That winter, a good old-fashioned cold was making the rounds at the defense plant where Mitzi worked. Between the long hours and the crowded conditions it wasn’t long before she caught the worse case of sniffles.

Trudging through the snow after work, Mitzi headed straight to Ol’ man Peterson’s Pharmacy  to stock up on cold supplies. When it came to health care, the pharmacists was as trustworthy as the family doctor.

As the druggist rang up the Kleenex, the hot water bottle and the bottle of liniment, he noticed she was missing one essential cold care remedy- a pack of cigarettes.

“Mitzi,” he asked perplexed “why let a head cold keep you from the enjoyment of smoking?”

But not just any cigarettes, our wise druggist advised. Mr Peterson recommended SPUD cigarettes made especially for smokers with colds and nasty coughs. Thousands of smokers agree- their sore throats felt clearer and cooler after smoking SPUDS.

Mitzi was sold!

Smart cookie, Mitzi was sure to switch to Spuds any time she caught a cold.

“Of course I switch to Spuds when I have a cold,” Mitzi explained to the other gals at the plant. “That clear, cool menthol seems to cut right through my cold-clogged taste, and bring back old-time smoking pleasure!”

Vintage Cigarette Ad 1943 illustration

Illustration from Vintage Spuds Cigarette Advertisement 1943

Whenever Mitzi’s throat is dry or over strained from singing at the local USO show, Mitzi doesn’t reach for a lozenge, silly. Common sense tells you a smooth cigarette is just the ticket for that cool refreshment only a good smoke will cure.

“When my throat feels dry or over strained, a SPUD is just what I want!” says Mitzi. “There’s a feeling of cool. Soothing refreshment that only SPUDS gentle touch of menthol imparts.”

Don’t Let Smokers Hack Rob You of Romance

Vintage Cigarette Ad 1943 illustration

illustration from Vintage Spuds Cigarette Advertisement 1943

Mitzi had a big date for the dance and wouldn’t you know she developed a good case of smokers cough. Uh oh, sounds like it could put the kibosh on romance .

But smart Mitzi never lets a smokers cough get in the way of real smoking pleasure… or romance. Whenever she can’t get rid of that annoying smokers cough she simply switches to SPUDS. “They  seem to be the only cigarette I want when I have a cough.”

Mitzi is sure grateful to her friendly family Pharmacist for his swell suggestion.

Good thing Peterson’s Pharmacy was a family business. With advise like his, chances are Mr Peterson wouldn’t be getting a job at a CVS -tobacc0- free-Drug Store  anytime in the near future.

© Sally Edelstein and Envisioning The American Dream, 2014. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Sally Edelstein and Envisioning The American Dream with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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A Vintage Valentines Day Dilemma -Do’s & Don’ts

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To Canoodle or Not to Canoodle

In Post-War America, love was in the air.

Along with Valentines Day’s hearts and flowers, came big dates, big dances, and king sized expectations in high schools and colleges all around the country. But even the smoothest post war gal could use a tip or two to make the evening real dream-diary stuff.

So for all you valentines with a special date marked down on your calendars, some vintage advice from 1946 for do’s and –especially- don’t’s on hooking up.

Tonight’s the Night

textiles pacific Sheets Ad 1946 teen girls illustration

Peggy was all hepped up for her big Valentines date with Hank a tall, dark, crew-cut kind of fellow. This blushing bobby-soxer was sure this would be the night he asked her to go steady. But, her pal Paula warned, going steady came with consequences.

Terror and titillation went hand in hand.

Sure, like most Junior girls in her High School, Peggy liked some hubba hubba from time to time. But every good girl knew the dangers of heavy petting!

Figuring out how to say “good night but not goodbye” and maintain her reputation, caused her headaches to beat the band.  Luckily for Peg  there was no shortage  of advise and cautionary tales  for the love struck female. Every mid-century women’s magazine were chock full of them to help set this jittery Junior straight. Consulting her favorite sub deb column in her mothers Ladies Home Journal proved  invaluable.

Caution: Romance Ahead

“It happens to every girl- that mellow moonlight and roses feeling when the man of the moment begins to look like the biggest thing in her life. If you’re a wide awake bright-eyed kind of gal who gets a kick out good books, good football games and good brisk walks in the rain, it’s inevitable,”  began a column directed to sub debs  in a 1946 issue of Ladies Home Journal.

“You’re going to get a kick out of good dates too!” Peggy read  on anxiously.

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Boy, Oh Boy!

“You may have liked boys since you were an out sized character back in the pigtails-and-pinafore department and the little chaps around the neighborhood made good company for playing hide and seek.”

“Now boys are still fun, only now they are more fun, and instead of just liking them as you once did you feel a new appreciation for them.”

“And how!” thought Peggy to herself.

teens illustrations 1940s

“Suddenly you want to date boys who are smooth dancers, know all the do’s and don’ts of about dating and are smart enough to push the button for a woody Herman disk when they slip a nickel in the juke box.”

“And then suddenly you’re content to know just one. Because it’s happened.”

“You’ve suddenly met the one boy who has almost everything you can ask for in any man! There may be a few things missing ( he isn’t as tall as you’d like nor does he drive a red convertible coupe) but with this dream stuff so close at hand- who are you to quibble.”

“You’ve found someone whom you can like and who likes  you. Someone you can really appreciate and that affection just can’t put itself into words.”

“So you’ve got to find some other way of expressing yourself- it will take-well one goodnight kiss at least!”

Eagerly, Peggy read on.

Can This be Love?

telephone teens illustration 1950

“Of course this is the old feeling you’ve heard so much about.”

“It isn’t just a hubba hubba business; it’s something much more important than that.”

“You can’t wait to get to math class each morning because he sits almost behind you; you can’t begin your homework at night till after 7:30 because that’s the time he calls and if he doesn’t call that evening you,  you can’t do your homework at all for wondering about him; and you carried a slip of paper round in your pocket for weeks worn and tattered because he scrawled “See you at 8:30”on it the first night you two had a date together.”

“It’s a wonderful feeling all right; it’s exciting. It’s stimulating, it keeps you awake at night! But just a minute, honey-chile- haven’t you felt this way before?”

“How about that super sharp fellow you knew back in the days when you were still a freshman? The one who asked you to wear his class ring one Saturday night (but the mood was off and the ring returned before the week was out)?”

“And the fellow with whom you went on a blind date when you were visiting your cousin in St. Louis, and the soda jerker down at the drugstore who went to your high school and who asked you to wait for him every night after work so he could walk you home?”

“You liked them didn’t you- and more than just a little?”

A Dime a Dozen

vintage illustration Jon Whitcomb man and women

Vintage illustration Jon Whitcomb 1948

“And a kiss is an important thing.”

“You show your interest first just by talking to him, smiling when he looks your way; you can give him a hint that he’s the kind of boy who’s No.1 on your hit parade by saving your Friday nights for him; and then after a number of dates, lots of deep conversations and some real fun together- you may realize this isn’t just any boy.”

“This is someone special.”

“And since your kiss is based on honest affection it means something important to both of you. “

“But if you change man interests and dates every other evening, what happens to that sincerity? You may feel at the moment that tonight’s the night, but who was that boy we saw you with last night ( that was no ‘boy’ that was the fellow you thought you loved, remember?)”

A Girl Who Gets Around

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“Or are you by any slim chance, one of those female characters who have been fooling themselves with the old tale that ‘a girl has to neck to get around?’ You may think that’s the true story, that the object of any fellows affection will automatically be the gal from whom he gets the most….affection.”

“But you just haven’t got as far as the punch line!”

“Many a gal gets around so much for a while that the whole whirl leaves her dizzy; she loses her sense of what’s what completely. She may think that all any boy wants is a gal with whom to hold hands, pat cheeks and rub noses at the doorstep. She goes through the same routine  with 6 out of 10 fellows, and she’s suddenly surprised when boys don’t call her anymore! “

Peggy blushed with recognition.

“That gal just forgot that anything too easy to get, is considered “cheap” and that’s just what happened to her. It doesn’t take long for fellows to catch on to a girls dating reputation- and a word to the guys is sufficient!”

Peggy’s pal Paula didn’t want to be the sort of “I told you so” kind of friend, but the look she gave Peggy said it all.

What’s Your Story

vintage illustration couple in car 1940s

“Let’s forget what this moonlight madness does to your dating rating and your reputation and figure out what it does to you.”

“You may not spend too much time on self-analysis taking yourself apart to see what ticks. But if you did you would realize that you are made up of hundreds of complex “reactions” all of which add up to make your total personality.”

“One kiss won’t put you out of the pink-angel department with any boy, but you know that one kiss leads to another; you may have wanted to kiss a fellow goodnight because he’s considered a good date and you want to see more of him, or simply because he’s your guy and that’s just the way you feel- and before you know it, you’re necking!!!

“You can suddenly find yourself with a lot of emotions just too hot to handle! And don’t even try to fool yourself with the smug assumption, ‘I’m not that kind of girl!”

Caution: No Parking Ahead!

“So take time out occasionally to think about your date life. And take it slow and easy for a smart gal will know to keep those extra starts out of her eyes. This is one time you have to see what you’re doing!”

The lesson was clear- Valentines Day was no license to lose your reputation.

Peggy was firm: Keep the Brakes on!

Copyright (©) 2014 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

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Matriculating Into Mid Century Matrimony

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The graduating class of 1960 was forever enshrined in the vintage illustration on the right that appeared on the cover of the Saturday Evening Post in Sept. 1960. Depicting Smith College graduation the accompanying commentary points out that marriage is likely in the future to these smart young cover misses.

June is the month-long associated with graduates and brides and it wasn’t that long ago that they were often one and the same thing.

If  author Susan Patton has her way, female graduates would do well to follow that same course.

The controversial “Princeton Mom” has returned with a new book Marry Smart: Advice for finding THE ONE a rehash of the same old fairy tale girls have been told for generations: that it s more productive to devote energy to husband hunting than focusing on their careers.

This advise is as antiquated as the notion once held that girls went to college to get their MRS degree.

Fractured Fairy Tales

vintage illustration college students on campus 1947

Husband Hunting on the college quad

Once upon a time, most young women in the 1950’s and early 1960’s were convinced that the basic occupation of virtually every girl was choosing a man to marry, and college courses were set up to help Betty Coed in her mission to snaring a proper mate.

In the spring of 1956, my Aunt Rhonda was a college senior searching for Love and Marriage. Convinced that the basic occupation of virtually every girl was choosing a man to marry, a smart cookie had a keen sense of her market value: her looks, personality and virginity.

vintage illustration college students in class 1940s

Which College Senior Will You Be Watching on Graduation Day?
Vintage ad Hamilton Watches 1947

Pretty and popular, Rhonda was voted the college senior with the likeliest future for matrimony. It would be 7 long years before Betty Friedan wrote about a problem that had no name, and another 10  before the founding of National Organization of Women.

So for now, Rhonda and her classmates  visualized marriage automatically at 21 along with voting and legal drinking, never doubting for a moment  that the sound of Handel’s  Wedding March would follow directly after “Pomp and Circumstance.”

Women’s Studies Retro Style

vintage fashion ads illustration of college girls 1940s & 1950s

Vintage fashion ads featuring college girls offer some helpful hints.
The ad on the left with the comely co-ed wowing her profs is for Orlon Fabric “which teaches new fall fashions to keep their figure in the wash.” The ad on the right for Pacific Fabrics with the headline “Well briefed” promises an A+ in fashion for the Miss 5’4″ or less, and judging by the ogling male student she’s scored a good grade.

One of the first National Merit Scholarship winners, Rhonda knew brains were not enough and in fact could prove a booby trap without that right shade of lipstick and that perfectly turned out casserole.

On the ball, she enrolled in the newly developed Marriage Arts Dept.  of  Syracuse University, which promised  to help her with her makeover from a Brain from Main to a regular girl.

It was a far cry from today’s women’s study curriculum but they did offer clever, useful courses such as house planning and family living, providing her with useful training designed to mold an attractive coed into an ideal wife, enhancing her marital resume.

Only a few years earlier in a speech to business and professional women the Dean of Women at Syracuse University announced that feminism was outdated. Luckily, Rhonda thought with a shudder, women had passed through that stage.

Set You Chefs Cap for a Man

vintage illustration cartoon proffesor on a raft 1950s

Illustration by Jim Newhall from the book “Date Bait -The Younger Sets Picture Cook Book” by Robert Loeb Jr, 1952

Home Economic  classes emphasized Man pleasing menus.

By the end of the course, Rhonda would learn “how to set her chefs cap for a man.”

As her teacher Miss Higgins pointed out: “Don’t you dress, make-up to please a man? Cook with the same idea in mind. You’ll discover tempting menus and tempting men.”

They were, she assured the class, “the kind of menus that would make the pampered gentlemen of the evening rise up in gratitude!”

“Knowing how to cook will give you a very agreeable sense of accomplishment”, Miss Higgins  promised. “Nowadays, it’s smart to cook. You don’t hear so many gals say they can’t boil water. And that first casserole brings a thrill!”

vintage illustration of 1940s family Thanksgiving illustration Douglass Crockwell, 1940s woman in bed reading book What every bride Should know

Courses  on making a home were most informative. “Your home,” Miss Higgins told the note-taking girls,  “is the setting for both you and your husband in the eyes of the world. It is your background. It represents your taste, your experience, and your knowledge of how things are done.”

“People who wonder what sort of person you are, see your home and know.”

In this way it was a very important factor in your husbands career.

“Men especially, are very shrewd at judging other men by the women they marry and the homes those women run,” she told the class somberly.

“A New York Financier once told me,” she explained to the class, “that his home presided over by an able gracious and clever wife, had been one of the greatest helps to him. Your home, then, with you as its mistress must provide the right kind of backing for a man.”

A  Head For Figures

There were informative courses in vital matters like decorating, shopping and clothes selection. and the all important grooming clinics taught by Madam Yvonne  trained at the Helena Institute de Beaute in Paris.

vintage fashion illustration art &advertising college girl fashions 1950s

Unlike the matronly Miss Higgins, Madame Yvonne was the epitome of chic and with her swirling feminine dress 12 inches from the floor, tiny waist and pointed bosom the picture of French chic that was revolutionizing fashion.

Catching your hero with an eyeful of smooth fashion was one thing, holding him was another. Bored with your bookings? the class was asked. “A different coiffure may help snag a new stag.”

By the end of the semester, Rhonda’s brain was tuckered out with all this date-data.

The Graduate and the Good Wife

vintage illustration of girl graduate 1950s, 1950s housewife in her many roles as chef nurse, chauffeur and maid

The Bell telephone ad on the right declares “This is the pretty girl you married. She’s the family chef. And the nurse. And the chauffeur and maid.And when she’s all dressed up for an evening out- doesn’t she look wonderful? How does she do it?”

As graduation neared, Rhonda was growing concerned as there was no engagement ring in sight.

She bemoaned her predicament-“I’m sick of playing solitaire…I want to wear one”. What with those pesky Russians building their arsenal of nuclear weapons and  President Eisenhower sending boys all over the globe,  there was no telling how many eligible men would be around.

The government put out a pamphlet called “You can Survive” to help with those Nuclear Bomb Jitters. Sure Rhonda thought, she could survive all right, but not as a spinster, thank you!

With her newly sheered bangs to hide her intellectual forehead, her “beau-catching” curls caught the eye of   a dreamy senior and it was not long before she was calling him her fiancé.

Her hard work had paid off handsomely, as she accepted both the diploma and her glittering ring.

That degree in Sociology would end  up tucked away safely in her Lane Cedar Hope Chest along with all her cherished keepsakes.

Her real work was about to begin.

Copyright (©) 20014 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

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The Great American Slip Up

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Vintage Illustration 1951

Americans seem to love the opportunity to embarrass themselves…almost as much as we love to watch ‘em.

And if there is money involved so much the better.

Between the internet and reality TV the possibilities for voluntary public humiliation are endless, satisfying an insatiable audience salivating for some slip up.

But long before the existence of these platforms for disgrace, the mid-century masochist longing for public mortification had ample opportunity to air their shortcomings to the world.

Thanks to the mad men of Madison Avenue there were no shortages of cringe-worthy, shame based ads.

Social Slip Up

One need look no further than a series of true confessional ads run by Mary Barron Slips in the late 1940’s and early 1950′s entitled “When a slip becomes a social error.”

You could make a fool of yourself and win 50 bucks to boot just by submitting your most embarrassing “slip” moment to the lingerie company.

The lucky winner would have her cringe-worthy story printed in one of its ads so that everyone could chuckle at her major gaffe.

 

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Vintage Illustration Coby Whitmore Ivory Snow ad 1946

Once upon a time nothing mortified a lady more than hearing those 4 dreaded words: “Your slip is showing.” Like a slap in the face, it was enough to make you want to hide your head in shame.

The Mary Barron ads were cautionary tales from regular gals from all across the country and there was no shortage of woeful stories recounting embarrassing moments.

vintage illustration man and woman dancing 1951

Ominous headlines such as “Don’t Risk Slip Skid,” told the tale of a tragic young lady whose social faux pas made her the laughing-stock of a party. The humiliated miss from Harrisburg Pa. learned the hard way that an exposed slip “could take you from belle to burlesque in one uneasy moment.” That is until she wised up and bought a Mary Barron slip which would keep her safe from undergarment  twists and slips.

Danger Lurks

Apparently without the proper fitting slip the world was a dangerous place full of potential cringe-worthy slip ups. Innocently exiting a bus, seated at a lunch counter, even posing for a snapshot were fraught with potential awkwardness for the unsuspecting gal.

There was the  goof  shared by a girl from Gary having her photo taken when “W-w-h-h-h-sh –came the breeze…c-l-i-c-k went the shutter- up went eyebrows ( and our pretty model’s color) for a too revealing photograph. Now she knows about and wears a Mary Barron biastraigt slip guaranteed to stay in place.”

 

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Vintage Ad Mary Barron Slips 1948

 

This ad from 1948 was based on the embarrassing episode submitted by one pitiful Miss Jean Williams. The perky coed from Lambert Mississippi shares her tale of woe- how the glory of being crowned Home coming Queen could be totally ruined when she experienced the slip up of a lifetime.

The cautionary tale of her social error goes like this:

The jeering section saw the slip up. So did the captain and the student body. Not even the Queens crown could offset poor jeans embarrassment. As she knelt, her slip climbed above her knees.

Impossible we learn, if she were only wearing a Mary Barron slip!

 

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Image from Vintage ad Old Dutch Cleanser

Hopefully with her $50 prize money red-faced Miss Williams will dash out immediately to her local dress shop and purchase a new Mary Barron slip

Made from that new combination miracle fabric Nylon Rayon Radium…it was the perfect material for any Atomic Age Miss.

It seems sharing a humiliating story for money is timeless…I guess there’s no shame in that!

 

© Sally Edelstein and Envisioning The American Dream, 2014. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Sally Edelstein and Envisioning The American Dream with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

 

 

 

 

 


A Retro Fathers Day Fit for a King

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Fit For a King

Once upon a time, but not too long ago, all Dads were king.

Not only for a measly third Sunday in June, but to believe the mid-century American advertiser, the head of the household was the sovereign ruler of his suburban dominion the year round.

But it was on that special date proclaimed Fathers Day, a day filled with pageantry and celebration, that all his subjects paid homage bearing royal gifts worthy of his majesty.

Photograph vintage 1950s familyserving  father with crown on Fathers Day

When I was growing up in the 1950′s and 60′s, Father’s Day was a day of protocol, precedent and custom.

Truth be told, in our house my father was known more as the Queen’s Husband than as Sovereign ruler, not unlike England’s Prince Phillip.

But not on Fathers Day, when his throne was never more secure nor its occupant more firmly rooted in his subjects affections.

A Suburban Fathers Day

While Mom was busy washing the dishes from the royal breakfast feast, our King for a day, his most excellent majesty, Marvin, sat in regal isolation in his Naughahyde  Barca-Lounger throne.

With a Kaywoodie briar pipe as his scepter, resplendent in his Dacron wash ‘n wear pajamas, he wore a crudely constructed cardboard crown given as a promotion from Big Al’s Appliance Store atop his prematurely balding head.

 

vintage illustration 1940s children giving Father day gifts to father

Contently he basked in the glow of the day as presents were offered on bended knee, displayed before him for his approval.

Nothing said “Thanks, Pop” like a splendid no-wrinkle Acrylan mu-mu sport shirt with authentic south sea prints. Who said  a ruler couldn’t be a snappy pappy?

What was more worthy of a king than a distinguished pair of fairway themed cotton boxers with golf balls and nine irons cleverly printed across the fabric?

Every imperial leader needed a touch of bracing after-shave now and again, the woodsy aroma the very finest in masculinity, whose daily use helped give the royal face a clean magnetic masculine air.

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Vintage Fathers Day ads for McGregor Men’s Sportswear 1950′s

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(L) Vintage ad 1948 Textron Menswear “Let the King Have His Fling in Textron Menswear” (R) “When Dad is King For a Day” Vintage 1948 ad Reis Underwear

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(l) Vintage Fathers Day ad Seaforth Men’s Grooming Products 1946  (r) Vintage ad Fathers Day Spiedel watch bands 1946

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Vintage ad Schick Electric Shaver1953 (r) Vintage ad Schick Electric Shaver For Dad or Grad 1953

 

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A Pipe and Slippers Fit for a King (L) Vintage Fathers Day ad Evans Slippers  1951 (R) Vintage ad Zippo Lighters For Fathers Day

But for my Dad no princely ban-lon shirt, crush resistant slacks, tiki print tie, no, not even an out of this world, newer-than-tomorrow electric razor could light up his countenance the way something truly fit  for a Royal did -a 1 pound canister of Prince Albert tobacco- “the national joy smoke.”

The way to my Dads heart was through tobacco.

A Pipe Line to His heart

Lvintage illustration art & advertising 1950s father and son in hammocks

Like Old King Cole  Dad was never merrier than when smoking his briar wood pipe, packing it tight with his Prince Albert tobacco.

“More than you know, perhaps…you do wonderful things for Dad by giving him a Kaywoodie pipe.” the ads promised. “You give far more in fact than the countless sweet hours of relaxation this luxury pipe brings to a man.”

Of course governing can be a stressful job so when he wasn’t puffing on a pipe, Dad could be found relaxing with a soothing cigarette.

Lucky for us, mid-century tobacco manufacturers were more than happy to lend a hand on Fathers Day coming out with a  line of special gift-wrapped  Father Day cartons and canisters fit for a king.

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Vintage ads Camel, Cavalier Cigarettes and Prince Albert Tobacco for Fathers Day 1953

RJ Reynolds Tobacco company reassured its readers that our choice was a wise one and truly fit for a beloved monarch:

“Nearest and dearest to Dad- next to you- are his favorite cigarette or his faithful pipe. One of the things closest to your father are his smokes-his cigarette or his pipe. He carries them with him wherever he goes…they’re always part of the picture when he relaxes.”

“When it’s a gift from loved ones it’s doubly precious”

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Vintage ad for Fathers Day Kaywoodie Pipes 1954

Of course not as precious as all those years lost from developing emphysema. And that pipe line to his heart eventually found its way there with a heart attack at age 60.

God save the King!

 

Copyright (©) 20014 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

 

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Kitchen Garden All Year Round

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Thanks to war-time research and  American know how, growing up in suburban mid-century America  I would be the happy recipient of a veritable bushel basket of sun-kissed, vitamin rich fruits and vegetables.

No other country we were told  “has the good fortune to enjoy such a varied, appealing and wholesome diet”.

And no, we did not have a plethora of farmer’s markets, green grocers or organic community food co-ops; in fact today’s locavore movement- the notion of eating what is produced locally local and shunning what isn’t – would have been laughed at.

Most of the farm fresh goodness I would experience came courtesy of Birds Eye Farms ( quick frozen for quick serving) and the verdant  Valley of The Green Giant

No matter the season, I could always enjoy cans and boxes of good tasting, fresh-from-the-pesticide-sprayed farm flavor of fruits and vegetables.

 

Old McDonald had A Suburban Farm

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(L)Happy days on the farm vintage children’s book illustration from “On Cherry Street” Ginn Basic reader 1950s (R) Vintage ad- Snow Crop Frozen Vegetables Country Fair 1957

 Quick frozen or in cans, dried or powdered, when it came to fruits and vegetables it was like having a farm in your own back yard, which funny enough I did.

Like so many other housing developments of the time, my ranch house sprouted up on what had once been one of hundreds of potato farms that dotted Long Island.

The original farmer, Mr Gutztsky who looked remarkably like Mr. Green Jeans on Captain Kangaroo, held on to a small plot of his original farm so that in fact for many years instead of rows of split levels houses, there was an actual working farm behind us.

For a while there were the early morning rooster alarm clock, the stray clucking chickens in the backyard and even a horse poking his nose in an open bedroom window.

Whatever connection of being back to the earth my city-bred parents originally  felt, was in just a few short years, eventually  totally bulldozed away when farmer/businessman  Gutzsky sold the last of his acreage to developers.

Better n’ Fresh

vintage ad Mr &Mrs Potato Head toys

Actually preparing fresh vegetables seemed as out of date as the horse-drawn plow used on the farm we usurped.

Why bother boiling and peeling and mashing those plentiful local Long Island  potatoes when Instant dehydrated flakes were so much easier.

But the abundance of all those local russet potatoes did not go to waste.

They came in darn handy in creating an extended family for Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, with plenty o’ little tater tots to go around.

 A Ripe Idea

 

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It’s Magic! L) Vintage Illustration Fairy Godmother Cinderella Walt Disney

Naturally from time to time, we did enjoyed the wholesome goodness of fresh fruits and vegetables straight from Mother Nature herself. The produce section had been set free of the tyranny of the seasons and become global in its choices.

Even with the proper refrigeration  the problem with these gold mines of health was that they were always so gosh darn perishable, but once again American scientists came to the rescue.

Why wait for lazy Mother Nature – when miracle sprays would force all the fruit to ripen and like magic, change color at once.

In this new, fast-paced jet-age, who had time to wait for vine ripened tomatoes?

Why wait till the end of summer, when with a healthy splash of ethylene gas those rock hard green tomatoes of yesterday suddenly would become today’s garish red ones, conveniently packed in styrephone trays encased in plastic, just ripe for tossin’ in the salad.

 Safeguarding Democracy

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“Safeguarding the delicate natural flavor and goodness of many tree and vine ripened fruits and vegetables is made possible by Food Machinery Corp.’s Flavorseal process.” explains this (L) ad from 1948 “Protected by a thin wax like film these fresh grown products stay fresher and wholesome longer.” Just in time to be hermetically sealed in DuPont Cellophane wrapping. (R) Vintage ad DuPont 1957

 It was a Post War Promise kept – “You can have fresh fruits and vegetables tonight…..even if the calendar says no.

The reason- Flavorseal protection.

Developed by research scientists, Flavorseal was a solution which was sprayed in a thin waxy film over the surface of freshly harvested citrus fruit, tomatoes, cucumbers and other produce helping the products stay fresh and wholesome longer for your enjoyment.

Flavorseal, they boasted, slowed down the natural deterioration of the fruit or vegetable…preserves its original freshness flavor for many extra days or even weeks!

More food to eat- less to throw away.

Was My Face Red

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“Wilt? I wilt- Not says this lettuce even after 30 days!” announced this 1944 ad for Goodyears Pliofilm. (R) Vintage ad 1944 Goodyear Pliofilm

Food could be kept fresh from the vine for months.

Believe it or not the ad claims this gorgeous red ripe tomato was picked ripe from the vine 30 long days ago!

Harvest wrapped in Goodyears miracle wrap Pliofilm- “a marvelous new transparent moistureproof, spoilageproof wrapping material that seals in natures goodness and seals out natures gremlins. “

To drive home the point  Goodyear boasted that tests made by the University of Florida Agricultural Experiment Station proved that “Pliofilm has a way with fruits and vegetables that lets them keep their natural goodness, flavor color and vitamins for weeks and even months after ripening.”

And toss those ripe tomatoes in wilt-proof lettuce. Imagine lettuce, we are enticed: “keeping its head- and its crispness, and color and flavor- for 30 days after leaving the garden” thanks to Pliofilm.

Yes, it was always harvest time in our household, no matter the season. And thanks to science, it was not just canned and frozen vegetables and fruits- but fresh, rot-resistant tomatoes, fresh frost resistant strawberries year ‘round!

The future of good nourishment was well protected!

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Miss Jimmy Olsen – Comic Cross Dresser

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Great Caesars Ghost! Is Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen coming out of the closet as a cross dresser?

Before we get a new spokesman for the transvestite community, lets take a deep breath. This cartoon cross dressing cub reporter for the Daily Planet getting all those hoots and hollers was only doing it for an assignment.

What a drag!

While quick change artist Clark Kent dons his spiffy Superman cape, Jimmy Olsen drapes on a mink stole all in the name of truth, justice and the American Way.

During his amazing career as Superman’s pal, Jimmy Olsen the red-headed cub reporter has been a genie, elastic man, cave man and wolf man and now  we are told in this Jimmy Olsen Double Issue Comic Book from 1966, Jimmy masquerades most shockingly as….gulp…. a girl!

“If you’ve ever wondered to what extreme lengths Jimmy would go to get a newspaper scoop wait till you see Jimmy in operation as a member of the fair sex. Yes readers,” we are told, “Superman’s young pal undergoes a drastic change of identity and puts  his high-heeled feet into a mess of trouble when he becomes the sweetheart of a gangland in Miss Jimmy Olsen!”

Oh, Sister!

This comic is a laughable grab bag of gender, and sexual orientation stereotypes galore, proving there is nothing like a dame!

Lets see what kind of trouble that gender-bending Miss Jimmy Olsen gets into!

Miss Jimmy Olsen

The story begins when our red-headed, red-blooded he-man  reporter receives a call at the Daily Planet office from lovely Lucy Lane for whom he carries a big crush. The saucy stewardess sweetly asks Jimmy for a favor. Called away on  a flight assignment, she’d like to Jimmy feed her dog Hamlet until she returns to Metropolis.

His hopes for a romantic date are dashed, but he agrees.

Meanwhile, Superman stops by the Daily Planet to let Jimmy know he’ll be out of touch too, chillin’ at his fortress of solitude for a while. His one request of the cub reporter: Be a good boy and stay our of trouble!

Boy, oh boy, was that a tough request!

Chorus Girl Follies

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Spying crime boss “Big Monte” McGraw  and his gal pal Maisie outside a theater, he overhears some information concerning  the previous weeks million dollar jewel heist. Maisie has hidden the hot rubies and  Jimmy is sure to he can get them back and solve the crime scoop of the century!

Figuring Big Monte as the mastermind behind the swindle, our boy  Jimmy cooks up a plan to sidle up to McGraw’s moll Maisie, leading him straight to the jewels .

But straight has nothing to do with this scheme.

All it will take is a dress and high heels.

 

Who’d Harm a Girl?

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Not wanting to be frumpy, Jimmy was careful to be the perfect lady- filmy stockings that wrinkle…the slip that sags…the placket that puckers and pops. He knew these were failings that men can’t stand in a girl- even in women they fall for. With just the right makeup our hero was certain he could achieve the engaging, natural look of gay, young loveliness.

A good girdle  and padding would assure him of figure success, “coaxing you into new womanly curves.”

And with gams as good as Grables, Jimmy gets the job on the chorus line! Natch!

 

Nothing Like a Dame

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Jimmy “the new girl in town” is some broad!

Despite being a girl, he meets the challenge of catching  the fastball thrown by a big league pitcher something no other dame has been able to accomplish.

But a fastball  isn’t the only thing this  sassy “new gal”  catches.

Catching the eye of Big Monte, our fetching chorus “girl” makes the most of “her” charms. Jimmy introduces himself  as Julie Ogden, new girl in town

 

New Girl In Town

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Maisie develops a slow burn over  her new competition, especially when Monte her beau insists Julie stay with her in her apartment which coincidentally is the same building Jimmy’s true love lives in – Lucy lane.

 

Domestic Diva

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Maisie, one tough cookie  starts barking orders putting Julie to work cooking dinner  for she and her pet chimp . Jimmy a bachelor, is no domestic diva and proceeds to burns dinner. Panicked that his lack of domestic skills will give away his true sex, Julie comes up with a plan.

Quick thinking Julie  hustles downstairs to Lucy’s apartment where “she” raids the icebox for some chopped meat to cook for dinner.

 

 

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Julie turns out to be a chump when she learns she’s accidentally eaten Lucy’s dog food instead of the hamburger she thought she cooked for dinner.

Back at the theater our newly minted chorus girl  is beckoned by Big Monte.

 

I Go For You Babe

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Seems like the big palooka has taken quite a shine to our Julie.

Go figure.

But Julie was quite the looker.  Earlier in the day she had deftly arranged herself in a Merry Widow Corset- the one you wear the ads suggested, “when you want to look a little wanton and a lot more womanly.”

Monte Mc Graw thought she looked like a million bucks!

 

 Cat Fight

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Julie knew it was a special night.

Her incendiary figure was smartly showcased in a ravishing cone-shaped cotton Shantung dress, cool as a breeze and gay as the Fourth of July! Slipping on her white stretch gloves- m’lady’s loveliest accessory it was frosting for her delectable fashion ensemble.

She was ready for a rendezvous with loveliness

Maisie was ready to blow her stack.

 

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Showering  Julie with gifts, Monte replaces  her secret Superman signal watch with a high-class diamond one, while spurned Maisie seethes in the background.

 

 An Eye Full

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Our cross dressing doll was some Knockout!

Julie  stepped into the room and all eyes were upon her. Modestly blushing as eyes feasted upon her beauty, she learned the secret of keeping her own particular beauty always at its best.

 

 Knockout

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

She was quite the dish. Her dress was styled to please  a man-sized appetite and boy did the boys feast their eyes on her.

Our cross dressing doll proves how very irresistible she is bringing  out the green-eyed monster in Monte.

 

 The Big Kiss Off

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Before leaving the club, Julie had carefully applied her new lipstick “See Red”- the maddening new lip color from Revlon…”Looking for trouble?” the advertisement had asked  provocatively, warning: “Be careful! Don’t start anything you can’t finish.” Little did Julie know trouble was coming her way!

Like any man, Big Monte wants the big payoff for the good  time he’s shown Julie.

But just how far will our red-blooded American male Jimmy go in his act?

 

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Monte’s heart told him  the moment had come…the magic moment he was waiting for …he was  over the moon with the luscious lips of Julie…. or so he thinks!

 Kissing Fool

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Naturally the idea of actually kissing another mans lips is too repulsive to our heterosexual Jimmy. He’ll only go so far in his female impersonation Dressing up in heels and a dress is one thing, actually kissing another mans lips…unthinkable!

 

 Hot Pursuit

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

 Broadsided

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Broadsided, Monte gets wise to the fact that Julie wasn’t a dame.  Our femme fatale was in a real fix.

Was it curtains for our cross dressing cub reporter?

 

 Damsel in Distress

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Who’s the sissy now Monte?

With Monte blacked out,  police arrest him.

But there was still the matter of finding the jewels.

Jimmy was stumped.   That is until  Superman returns who then quickly spies the rubies with his x-ray vision. The hot jewels  had been hiding in plain sight- stuck with chewing gum to the blades of the oscillating fan.

A Changed Girl

 

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Vintage Comic Book “Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen” Aug-Sept 1966

Another crime  solved by a cross dressing sleuth.

J.Edgar Hoover would approve.

 

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Keeping Hubby Happy the Heinz Way

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Man Pleasin’ Meals – The Shortest Route to Your Man’s Heart-Heinz Ketchup 1940 ad

With Valentines day fast approaching, the media is running  rampant with  romance tips.   Forget everything else you’ve read – think Heinz. Who knew a simple condiment in your kitchen could come to your romance rescue?

During the dark days of the Depression, Babs Johnson learned how to keep her hubby happy and add some spice to her sagging marriage.

Ketchup.

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For a Valentines treat that’s out of this world look no further than your Kitchen shelf. Heinz’s Tom Tomato Circles the World

No mystery here.  “Masculine hearts skip a beat when a lucky lady serves Heinz ketchup, the racy and rosy condiment!”

Life might not have been a bowl of cherries in Depression era America, but with a bottle of ketchup everything would seem like they were coming up roses. At least according to the ads Heinz ran in the 1930s.

“Heinz ketchup beckons a man!” one ad copy proclaimed. “It cultivates the habit of coming home to eat.” What man could possibly stray when that pert and perky condiment, that come hither Heinz ketchup bottle, beckoned?

You’ll understand why if you listen to this mouth-watering story:

Marriage Woes

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Poor Babs learned the hard way.

Like the country’s economy her marriage to Dan was in the slumps. Romance had taken a holiday in her year old marriage. The honeymoon was barely over when Dan started burying his nose in the newspapers, barely touching his dinner, taking his meals at the local lunch counter.

It was a particularly nasty row over dinner one evening that sent this newlywed into tears.

Babs: “It’s the same hash you raved about at Ann’s Sunday night supper. You were so keen on it, I made her give me the recipe.”

Dan: “Then one of us is crazy. Why, I wouldn’t eat this for love or money”

“I’ll get a bite downtown,” Dan fumed storming out leaving Babs bothered and bewildered.

She had yet to learn that no gal can trust a plain meal to satisfy a man. This new bride was in need of a menu check up.

What That Man Of Yours Really Wants

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Don’t take your man for granted! Keep a bottle of Heinz Ketchup always handy. You’ll find it an investment in happiness!

It took the wise counsel of her more experienced gal-pals to set this young bride on the path to matrimonial happiness.

Pointing to a Heinz ketchup advertisement in the latest issue of Woman’s Home Companion, Babs eyes lit up: “Looking for something to make a husband sit up and take notice at the table?” she read with great interest. “Something he’ll give you a kiss and a compliment for? Then make sure you serve a bottle of ketchup with every meal.”

“The man isn’t born who doesn’t love ketchup”said her pal Madge getting right to the point. “Still the shortest route to your man’s heart! That extra little dash makes the meal. A juicy steak and Heinz rich tomato ketchup are a winning combination all men go for!”

Between sips of her Chase and Sanborn coffee, her neighbor Doris offered this tip, “He loves corned beef hash doesn’t he? Well, here’s a quick simple table trick, straight from Heinz themselves, that gives this favorite dish an extra appeal. Put Heinz Ketchup on the table - handily where he can reach it and pour it readily…And that goes for his omelet, his steaks – all his pet dishes!”

Goes Over Big

Vintage Heinz ketchup ad 1939

Vintage Heinz Ketchup Ad 1939

 

“Keep a bottle of the worlds largest selling ketchup on the table-the way good restaurants do- another in the kitchen, and one near the stove,” suggested Heinz in their ad. “ See how easily and economically you can give your meals those intriguing little touches your family loves! Give your cooking the worlds favorite flavor. Remember Heinz ketchup is no bugbear to budgeteers for it’s so rich a little goes a long way.”

“And every cook knows it transforms leftovers into snappy culinary triumphs! chirped in Helen. “Men have a yen for this sauce. He’ll be smacking his lips!”

Happy Days Are Here Again

Vintage Heinz Ketchup Ad 1930s

Vintage Heinz Ketchup Ad 1930s

Babs couldn’t wait to try it out.

“Come on home for supper, Darling! Corned Beef Hash, poached eggs and a new bottle of Heinz ketchup,” Babs cooed provocatively into the phone.

Dan could barely contain his excitement, “Coming soon, angel! That bright fresh ketchup flavor has my mouth-watering already!”

No more wandering eye at lunch counters.

No more whispers that Bab’s marriage was on the rocks. No more lonesome unhappy hours. For now, her hubby’s rushing home after work. Lucky Babs learned the secret to keeping a man satisfied.

“This dumb bunny’s never fooled again,” Babs said firmly.

She’d learned the first principle of culinary witchery  – keep a bottle of that lusty condiment Heinz Tomato Ketchup handy in the kitchen!

Something any gal today might want to keep in mind to keep her hubby from straying.

Copyright (©) 2015 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved


Who Said a Woman Can Be President?

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Questioning whether a woman can be President is as dated and ludicrous a notion today, as this vintage 1956 Maidenform ad of a woman on the campaign trail with the tag line “I Dreamed I Went Whistle Stopping in my Maidenform Bra!”

What would JFK think of Hillary’s bid for the Presidency?

As Hillary Clinton begins her run for President  some Republican pundits are still debating whether a woman is worthy of sitting in the oval office. During another presidential election nearly 60 years ago, a brash young senator named John F. Kennedy asked and answered the prescient question “Can a woman be President?

His answer may surprise you. It didn’t Hillary.

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“Would You Want Your Daughter to be President?” inquired the bold black headline. “Before becoming too deeply involved in the merits of the question we ought to first ask ourselves: What are the chances of a woman becoming President?”

It was late October 1956, election day was a few weeks out and the Presidency was on everyone’s mind.

Including a 9 year old Hillary Rodham.

Proudly sporting an “I Like Ike” campaign button pinned to her brownie uniform, her sash bedecked with patches and pins attesting to her many achievements, the studious Park Ridge, Illinois schoolgirl had her bookish nose buried in an unlikely magazine.

Reading with the same diligence and enthusiasm she normally gave her studies, an article in Everywoman’s Magazine – penned by a handsome Junior Senator from Massachusetts – had riveted the earnest young girl who all but ignored the birthday celebration that awaited her.

Neither the lure of a luscious birthday cake or the pile of fanciful wrapped presents festooned with satin ribbons and bows could distract the determined young Hillary from this engrossing feature that posed the question “Can a Woman Ever Be President?”

A Lot of Moxie

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The 1956 “Book Profiles in Courage” by Senator John F Kennedy profiled U.S. Senators ( all male) who defied the opinions of others to do what they felt was right despite great criticism. The lack of any women featured in this book is no surprise. In post war America, women who had dutifully served their country with courage during WWII were now dutifully serving their husbands at home.

The provocative article written by John F. Kennedy, the author of the years best-selling book Profiles in Courage, displayed a different sort of courage to ask such a question in 1956.

This was, after all, the era of the happy homemaker a time when women were celebrated for their domestic prowess’. It was the same year that Life magazine proudly declared “ Of all the accomplishments of the American Woman, the one she brings off with the most spectacular success is having babies.”

Estrogen and ambition seemed a dangerous cocktail to some.

Kitchen Ambitions

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From the cheery suburban kitchen, Hillary’s mother Dorothy tenderly eyed her only daughter deeply engrossed in the magazine article. Smiling in satisfaction, Mrs. Rodham expertly spread the angel pink frosting on the 7 layer devils food birthday cake.

It was an ambitious undertaking but she had promised to make Hillary’s favorite cake, carefully following the recipe from the well-worn United Methodist Women’s First Church Cookbook of Park Ridge. Chuckling to herself, Mrs Rodham knew the frosting was the only thing “pink” in this fervently anticommunist home that her prickly husband Hugh would tolerate.

Recipes For Success

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Vintage magazine cover Everywoman’s Nov. 1956

Earlier in the week the happy homemaker had been thumbing through the latest issue of Everywoman’s Magazine when she spied an article that fairly jumped out at her.

There nestled between features for fanciful new bathroom curtains and cook-to-please casseroles was an item that she was sure would interest her brainy, motivated daughter.

“Could Your Daughter be President?” the article asked its readers.

 

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Imagine that, Dorothy thought in amazement. But what were the chances of a woman actually becoming President? With the Middle East in an uproar, Russia flexing their formidable muscles, and the  civil rights crisis brewing at home,  the highest office in the land required formidable skills.

On the other hand Dorothy thought to herself, she would never have imagined in her wildest dreams that her own United Methodist church would decide to grant women full ordained clergy status just this past May.

But a woman President!

However, if any daughter could be President it could be Dorothy’s.

She was certain her little girl would find the article captivating.

This was no Grimm’s fairy tale (though the prospects seemed rather grim.) The story spun by the idealistic senator would hold more appeal for young Hillary than any Cinderella story. Gorgeous Grace Kelly may have married her prince that year, but Hillary had her eye on a bigger prize.

All the Way with JFK

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The 1956 Democratic convention turned out to be a national showcase for the young Massachusetts Senator who only a year earlier had been little known across the country. Chosen by Governor Stevenson s camp to place Adlai’s name in nomination for the Presidency, Kennedy also narrated a film about the Democratic Party. JFK had thrown his hat in the ring for Vice Presidency but was defeated narrowly by Senator Estes Kefauver.

It was no accident that the magazine had asked the ambitious Senator Kennedy to write the article. The telegenic politician’s star was rising, and some thought he had his eyes set for the 1960 presidential run.

Only a year earlier  the fresh-faced Junior Senator had been little known across the country. But the recent 1956 Democratic Convention held in Chicago turned out to be a national showcase for the young Senator where he had been narrowly defeated as a vice president.

By the end of summer, Chicago was buzzing about the 39-year-old Kennedy after his stirring nomination speech for Adlai Stevenson, none more so than the ladies who swooned at his movie star good looks.

Father Knows Best

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Basking in Eisenhower post war peace and prosperity, the Rodhams were die hard Republicans

Everyone in Chicago it seemed was taken with Kennedy.

But not Hugh Rodham.

Hillary’s father was unimpressed with the young upstart.

Looking up from his newspaper, Hugh sourly sniffed at the very sound of JFK’s name when the die-hard Republican  inquired about the article that had so fascinated his daughter..

The Chicago businessman had had his fill of his town being run over by Democrats that August. If there was one thing Hugh  held more in disdain than Democrats it was the Chicago Democratic machine.

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It was all meaningless anyway.

No Democrat could drive Ike out of office despite his advanced age of 66. The Eisenhower post war prosperity assured his reelection was inevitable, eventually passing the Presidential  baton to his capable Vice President, Richard Nixon in 1960.

Compared to a real hero like Dick Nixon, Hugh thought Kennedy was  a lightweight coasting on his good looks and privilege.

While her father groused on about JFK, Hillary ignored him focusing on the future of the Presidency.

It wasn’t the author’s movie star good looks that drew her to the article.

It was the sense of possibility.

A Woman For President? by John F. Kennedy

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The permanence of a patriarchal presidency still seems written in stone for some. The question of whether is America ready for a female president, is still a favorite among the pundits on Fox news who seem to enjoy rehashing this old nugget.

Kennedy’s  article in Everywoman’s Magazine opens in the far distant future. Taking on the tone of an episode straight out of the Twilight Zone, the reader is presented with a fantastical daily schedule for an imaginary female President detailing the overwhelming challenges a Commander-in-Chief would have to face. Surely it would seem unimaginable for a mere mortal woman to handle.

“Today’s Appointment Schedule for President Lucy R Jones as released by the White House Press Secretary, is as follows:
10 A.M.- Review troops at Andrews Air Force base as Commander-in-Chief of all US Armed Forces
12 Noon– Address US Chamber of Commerce on her Administrations Tax, Fiscal and Tariff Policies
2P.M.– Confer with her party chairman and national committeemen on this years political prospects.
3P.M.– Press Conference.
4P.M.- Confer with British and French Prime Ministers on current threats to peace.

“Ridiculous, some will say; why not?, say others. It will never happen, say still others.

Parents react differently too. “Wouldn’t it be wonderful if my daughter grew up to be President?”, some mothers are thinking. “I certainly wouldn’t want any daughter of mine in that job,” say others.

Before becoming too deeply involved in the merits of the question as to whether a woman should ever become president, we ought first to ask ourselves: What are the chances of a woman becoming president? Is the above hypothetical press release on an imaginary woman President of the future a complete fantasy, a fictional dream impossible of realization in the foreseeable future?

The answer to this question may throw considerable light on the question of how desirable it would be to have a woman President.

 

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Hillary’s eyes grew wider as she carefully underlined key passages.

“After all, little more than a generation ago both men and women scoffed at the idea of women generally running for office at any level or being appointed to any government or position of real responsibility. Women might eventually be permitted to vote it was said and a few would be given honorary positions here and there to attract the “female vote”; but surely it would go no further than that.

Speaker of the House?

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“These prophecies were proven mistaken in rapid order- 51 women have served in the House of Representatives and 9 have served in the Senate.

But, some will say, naturally women can be elected to Congress because they possess the one necessary qualification – they can talk.

This is, of course, not an accurate picture of the difficult requirements for Congressional service today; but further answer to these skeptics ( who apparently shudder at the awful possibilities of a female filibuster) is found in the many responsible executive and administrative posts which women have filled in the last generation.

Blonde Ambition

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Despite their many accomplishments women in politics are still trivialized by sexist stereotypes Would you trust Barbie to have her hand on the nuclear button?

The article goes on to outline the history of women’s accomplishment in government.

“…Women have been appointed to courts to represent us as “ambassadresses” in diplomatic negotiations abroad and to be Treasurer of the United States ( This last appointment, when first sent to the Senate for confirmation, was received with considerable suspicion by Senators whose wives had difficulty balancing a bank account)

Another woman ( Mrs Anna Rosenberg) was even appointed Assistant Secretary of Defense in charge of manpower!

In short, the past generation has sen a revolution in the old concepts of woman’s role in public life.

Unlikely as the possibilities of there being a female President seem today, it would be a foolhardy prophet indeed who would predict that event would never occur, once he had reviewed the changes wrought in the last three decades.

The Park Ridge baby boomer’s ears perked up.

Who Counts

“Public opinion to the surprise of many has kept pace with this trend. In 1937 the Gallup Poll first asked a cross-section of the American public: “Would you vote for a woman for President?” Only 33% said “yes” while 63% said no with 4% having no opinion.

But in 1955 less than 20 years later, 52% said “yes” and those replying in the negative had declined to 44%.

Interestingly enough, according to the polls, women are about as prejudiced against sending a member of their sex to the White House as men are. On this I have no comment.

That prejudice remains today. In 2014 Michelle Bachman famously said “I don’t think there is a lot of pent-up desire for a woman president.”

Diversity

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Hillary Clinton and President Barrack Obama Photo courtesy of AP

 

“This gradual decline in the prejudice against women in politics and the Presidency is I believe part of a general decline in the perpetuation of unfounded political barriers and prejudices.

Catholics, Jews and Negroes are among those elected today to high offices in states where such occurrences would have been considered unbelievable only a few years ago.

Majority Rules

“But even further cause for the rise of women in high office is their status as a “majority “ group.

Approximately 2 million more women than men are eligible to vote this year, and this year women are expected to outnumber men at the polls on November 6.

Sixty years later this “majority” still earns less than men and don’t occupy top executive positions.

The Woman Thing

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Sure Peggy’s dismal. Women in politics have long been stigmatized as being “ruled by their emotions.” A guest on Bill O’Reilly’s Fox News Show lamented not long ago that a female President would be undermined by “PMS and mood swings.” Just this past week a Dallas woman’s post on social media went viral when she stated that “A Female Shouldn’t be President” because of hormones despite the fact she herself was a successful businesswoman. Vintage ad for Midol 1966

“The ability of women to direct rugged political campaigns, administer vast executive departments display brilliant legislative leadership and handle difficult foreign military and domestic problems has shattered the old concepts of political inferiority and executive weakness.

Appearances Matter

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“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle”- Hillary Clinton

“The possibilities of there being a woman in the white house should thus be considered neither unlikely nor disastrous. The more important question is when this will occur, and how and under what conditions it might be brought about.

And no doubt some parents will ask what steps they should take to prepare their daughters for the Presidency.

In answer to these questions it seems to me that it is important first of all to stress that a woman will enter the White House only when she is not looked upon as a woman. By that, I do not mean that her sex should be concealed or ignored; but it would have to be considered irrelevant to her qualifications for the office as her religion, maiden name or shoe size.

Don’t Drown Me in Estrogen

Can a woma be president text 1956

Sound familiar Only last week on CNN’s  State of the Union broadcast, Republican strategist Ana Navarro advised Clinton to stop emphasizing the “woman thing” because voters did not want to be drowned in estrogen.

Made For a Broad

Women Role Models for President Eleanor Roosevelt, Joan of Arc and helen Keller

A future president according to Kennedy would “require the charm and wisdom of an Eleanor Roosevelt, the leadership and military prowess of a Joan of Arc, and the pluck – to keep going under almost overwhelming odds- of a Helen Keller.” Since it has long been rumored that Hillary held imaginary conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt while First Lady in the White House, she may have been on to something. Images L-R, Eleanor Roosevelt, 1948 Movie Poster “Joan of Arc” and Helen Keller

 “For the Presidency, above all, requires broad representation of, and outstanding leadership for, all elements in our society.

It requires an outlook which does not emphasize only the “traditional “women’s issues”- equal rights, world peace, education and child health and welfare – but is equally at home with foreign and military affairs, labor relations, the needs of agriculture, governmental administration and other issues.”

There is every indication that more and more American daughters are acquiring this kind of broad political outlook and interests.

Hillary Pantsuit

The fashion police are in full force when it comes to female politicians. Now that Hillary’s in the race, pundits can start talking about important things that mater to the voters like pantsuits and hairstyles.

Recent surveys moreover have indicated that women are concerned about the same important issues as men.

Finally, I would remind young women aspiring to the Presidency- or their parents who aspire for them – that the first woman president, because of the fact that she is a woman, will have to be an extraordinarily capable chief executive. ”

She will require the charm and wisdom of an Eleanor Roosevelt, the leadership and military prowess of a Joan of Arc, the stately compassion of a Queen Victoria, the political sagacity of a Clare Boothe Luce, the courageous determination of a Sister Kenny, the pluck – to keep going under almost overwhelming odds- of a Helen Keller, and, in addition, all of the best qualities and skills of the Republican and Democratic lady officials mentioned earlier in this article.

“No doubt beauty and grace will also be important to her nomination and her election.”

“Is there such a woman, or is there a chance that their ever will be? Of course there is- and if the Democrats nominate her, she will receive my vote!”

Birthday Wish

Dorothy called out to her daughter – they were ready for Hillary . In the distance the joyous singing of her family gathered around the dining room table, broke her reverie. Sporting a coonskin hat, her younger brother Hugh boisterously singing “Happy Birthday” nudged his sister into the celebration.

The bright orange glow from the candles on her birthday cake lit her smiling face.

Closing her eyes little Hillary blew out her birthday candles and made a big wish!

Sixty years later, do you think her wish will come true?

Hillary Clinton 2016

Copyright (©) 2015 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

 

 


Metrecal For Lunch Bunch

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This once enviably svelte housewife now found herself among the masses of women who realized they needed to whittle their waists.

For decades, Memorial Day has long been a solemn occasion.

Besides reflecting on those brave souls whose lives were lost in service to their country, the holiday has also signaled the beginning of swimsuit season and with it the sobering reflection of the state of ones body as winter weary thighs and middle-aged spreads come out of hibernation.

In 1965 Winnie Roberts had one such sobering experience, bravely confronting herself in the harshly lit confines of a department store dressing room.

One glance in the triple view mirror and poor Winnie did a double take. The new slim fashions were not for her. Crestfallen, she knew in her heart that “her size” just wasn’t “her size” any more. Suddenly for the formerly winsome Winnie, dressing up wasn’t as exciting as it used to be.

Hangers filled with this seasons must-have figure flattering swimsuits in stripes , ruffles and pleats beckoned forlornly.

As she struggled unsuccessfully to wiggle into a new Rose Marie Reid swimsuit in unforgiving Banlon, her reflection in the dressing room mirror confirmed what she already suspected.

It was time for Winnie to whittle her waist.

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Vintage illustration by Dick Sargent for Post Grape Nuts Cereal Ad 1958

There came a time in every cold war housewife’s life when the safety of the containment policy offered by a good girdle simply wasn’t enough to keep those pesky curves in line.

That time had come for Winnie.

Now that she was nearly 38 and officially middle-aged, the pounds didn’t come off so easily. If she wanted to compete with the Pepsi Generation, she had to do more than get with the now taste of Tab !

Is This the Day You finally Do Something About Your Weight?

Vintage Diet Ads 1960s

Vintage Weight Loss Ads (L) Sego 1964 (R) Metrecal 1963

Back home as she carefully dusted the Kimball upright piano, dousing the pecan wood with aerosol Pledge, Winnie’s eyes fell on the array of framed family photos that adorned the top of the piano.

Glancing at a photo from a trip to a ski weekend at Hunter Mountain with her husband Jack from several winters ago, she marveled at how slender she was in the glow of the fire. Her face darkened musing “Would he think so now?…..”

That settled it. It was  time to do something about her weight. She pledged to go on a diet.

Hunger Pangs

Vintage photo woman eating celery man eating steak

But true dieting takes will power. Those temptation hours between meals when hunger sets in, are the undoing of so many wishful weight watchers.

And all those calories to count could make a gal dizzy.

Like millions, Winnie had read Dr.Herman Taller’s hugely successful  1961 bestseller Calories Don’t Count.

But even if she didn’t have a head for figures ( as her hubby always pointed out), she figured the good doctor was dead wrong. Calories did count.

Lucky for her there was no shortage of new diet products to help m’ lady in her battle of the bulge.

Best of all, she could leave the counting to someone else.

By 1965 over 5 million had been helped with that mid-century miracle – Metrecal.

Diet Metrecal drink and wafers

Metrecal came in a variety of delicious flavors including eggnog and tantalizing raspberry. They also offered wafers and soups as alternatives. Vintage Metrecal ads

It was while flipping through her latest issue of Ladies Home Journal that help came to Winnie. There nestled between tempting recipes for gay, festive cakes and hot day casseroles was a double page ad for Metrecal.

“Is this the day You do something about your weight?” the ad’s headline asked the reader.

“If you are overweight, if your clothes don’t fit right, if you don’t even feel as attractive as you should, isn’t it time you considered Metrecal? ” The copy seemed to speak directly to her.

Like most savvy gals, Winnie had heard about Metrecal. Since it was introduced in 1959, Metrecal had changed the dieting habits of the nation. The 225 calorie meal replacement drink taken 3 times a day melted the pounds in a jiff.

As the ad explained: ” Of all the ways people have tried to lose weight nothing approaches the record success of Metrecal dietary. Gave Americans a new solution to the dilemma of having to choose between embarrassment and danger of overweight on the one hand, and the hunger monotony and uncertainties of dieting on another.”

Winnie was ready to turn her  back on Lobster Newburgh for her figures sake and join the Metrecal for Lunch Bunch,  sipping her way back to her former slenderella self.

 Sip Yourself to Slenderness

Diet Metrecal Mead Johnson Pablum

Mead Johnson & Co. makers of Pablum, eventually morphed into the diet business with Metrecal. (L) vintage ad for Pablum 1958 (R) Ad for Metrecal 1961

By the early 1960’s several liquid diet meal replacements appeared to help sip your way to slenderness.

But the granddaddy of them all was Metrecal, a product of pharmaceutical company Mead Johnson & Co.

Along with a generation of busy mothers, housewives like Winnie Roberts had long counted on Mead Johnson & Co, makers of Pablum and Dextri Maltose, to feed her babies.

Purchased at the recommendation of their family doctor these ready mixes were quite useful in plumping up baby. offering “an adventure for baby’s first solid food.”

By the fall of 1960, these same mothers were buying a new Mead Johnson product, a powder called Metrecal, which promised just the opposite-to take those unwanted pounds off mama!

Now women could confidently begin their own adventure with the same peace of mind inspired in millions by the name Mead Johnson & Company.

Metrecal- A Marketing Miracle

Doctors in lab vintage illustration 1950s

For Mead Johnson & Company founded in 1900, Metrecal was just a new trick coaxed out of an old product.

In the great American marketing tradition, Metrecal was really an old product re-marketed to the newly diet conscious population.

Mead Johnson & Company was best known for inventing Pablum in 1931, a nutritional powder that could be mixed with water or milk and spoon fed to young babies. For decades the cereal had long been prescribed for millions of babies by thousands of doctors

But nearly 25 years later, concerned that the company was almost exclusively identified with baby products, they set up a research department to develop a diverse  line of products.

Savvy researchers at Mead Johnson stumbled across an invalid’s food called Sustagen. A mix of skim milk powder, soybean  flour, corn oil, minerals and vitamins, Sustagen- a precursor to today’s Boost- was designed for hospital patients unable to eat solid foods.

It worked so well at giving patients the feeling of having eaten a solid meal and diminishing between meal hunger pangs, that Mead Johnson decided to rename it  Metrecal and market it as a weight-reducing food. The only change was to recommend a limit of 900 calories of Metrecal a day.

Naturally as a drug company, Mead Johnson wanted to keep the good will of doctors who prescribed most of their other products, so they wisely started advertising Metrecal in the American Medical Association Journal, eventually branching out into general markets. Wisely ending  each advertisement with a plug to “see your physician” about weight problems,  gave Metrecal that all important AMA stamp of respectability that most other diet concoctions lacked.

Sales soared.

Your Doctor Knows Best

vintage illustration doctor woman 1950s

Like most homemakers, Winnie would never dream of starting any slimming regime without the advise of her trusted family doctor.

Once she could eliminate any glandular problem as the cause for her excess weight she was free to enjoy imbibing on the 900 calorie, full-bodied goodness of Metrecal with her doctors blessing.

Like most physicians, her doctor was very boosterish on the canned beverage as an aid to slimming down. Smiling paternally, he patted Winnie’s hand advising her to “take a can, and take it easy!”

Sternly he also instructed her to avoid undue exercise  as part of her slenderizing program as it was counterproductive.

Like many doctors, he felt it was of very little value since it was believed that exercise spurred ones appetite. So Winnie would leave Jack La Lanne and his jumping jacks and the good vibrations of a slimming belt at Vic Tannys to others.

As Metrecal confirmed “Your physician is the best source of counsel and guidance in problems of weight loss and control.”

 Metrecal or Martinis

Vintage ad Diet Metrecal and Elmer

Adverting began targeting men and weight loss too. (R) In a vintage Borden’s Skimmed milk ad from 1955, Elsie the Cow’s husband Elmo goes on a diet. “But dear you don’t have to starve while dieting,” Elsie suggests sweetly to her husband. To which Elmo replies in a blustery tone” “And what’s wrong with my shape?” (L) The Metrecal ad from 1961 is targetting the businessman.

Women weren’t the only ones watching their waistlines.

If Winnie’s husband jack wanted to cut a fine figure in his cabana set, he might have to do a bit of dieting himself and Metrecal was there to help him too.

Tapping into the manly world of 3 martini lunches, it wasn’t long before Mead Johnson started targeting men too, expanding their market as quickly as American waistlines grew.

Metrecal was originally introduced as a powder, mixed by hopeful dieters with water or skim milk. Soon it was available as canned Metrecal which was marketed for the bloated businessman. A 1965 print ad stated “Not one of the top 50 US Corporations has a fat president!”

collage vintage Diet Metrecal Steak ad and man and steak

Who needs a BBQ? For the beef lovin’ American man, Metrecal promised their tasty can of Metrecal had all the nutrition of a steak and potatoes dinner.

If  Jack started to develop a bit of a paunch, Mead Johnson suggested he keep those canned Metrecals refrigerated in a desk drawer for his noonday  meal joining the Metrecal for lunch bunch.

And if he took clients to lunch, he could rest assured, Metrecal was served up the finest establishments. While clients could imbibe on a Blue Hawaii at Trader Vics, the tiki themed restaurant also offered a 325 calorie lunch which was 1.5 ounces of rum mixed with nutmeg and Metrecal.

A Deluge of Diet Drinks

Diet Bordens Ready Diet

Vintage ads Borden’s Ready Diet

Metrecal was so successful it spawned nearly 40 imitators from other large companies: Sears Roebuck brought out  Bal-Cal, Quaker Oat’s  pitched Quota, Jewel Tea Company had Diet-Cal; even deep discounter Korvette’s hawked Kor-Val. to name just a few.

Winnie’s head was swimming from the choices.

If reliable Elsie the Cow who was apparently watching her waistline too,  claimed her product “Ready Diet” was “the happiest tasting drink,” maybe  she should try Borden’s rich and creamy elixir. Their scientific blend of 900 full-bodied calories was ready to drink from the gold carton with no measuring, mixing, dissolving or diluting.

Focusing on the women’s market, Pet Milk’s popular Sego stuffed more protein and 2 more ounces into the same 900 calories featured by Metrecal.

Diet Sego Ads 1960s

Vintage Diet Ads (L) Sego Liquid Diet Food (R) Sego Liquid Diet Food 1965

“Those temptation hours between meals when hunger sets in are the undoing of many a wishful weight watcher. Now new Sego diet food promised it had built-in help for nibblers. Its secret came from added protein: “10%  more than other 900 calorie diet foods.   Because protein is consumed at a slower rate,” they claimed, “ it stays with you longer, helping to delay hunger.”

Sego promised you would forget you were dieting with their 9 delicious flavors. “This is hardship?” they asked the reader. “These rich flavored drinks tasted right out of a soda fountain.”


A Test of Gender

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The school term was ending and community college sophomore Ginger Hawkins had taken all the tests and quizzes a gal could stand.

Caption The magazine offered 2 gender specific tests

Except one…maybe the most important test she would take that year.

Strictly For Girls

Test Love or Career 1953 Quiz

Vintage Quiz from “The Girl Friend and the Boy Friend” Magazine May 1953

 

The May issue of The Girl Friend ( and The Boy Friend ) a pulp magazine, had offered 2 gender specific tests for its readers in 1953. The quiz, strictly for girls, asked the question “What are Your Best Fitted for: Love or Career.”

Ginger had put off taking the test till now, nervous to find out the answer.

Sure the saucy sophomore thought, she could conjugate a verb with the best of them and was a wiz at typing but the specter of ending up an old maid loomed over her.

A spinster stenographer swimming in the secretarial pool or a happy homemaker with a loving hubby and children…what would be her fate? Here was her chance to find out the answer to a vital question.

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Vintage Quiz from “The Girl Friend and the Boy Friend” Magazine May 1953

As her Domestics Arts teacher emphasized “Satisfaction and self-sufficiency might result from a career”, she advised her students but that paled when compared to the “full and complete happiness and satisfaction offered by marriage.”

In the distance, the warm homey smell of her Mom’s rhubarb pie wafted through the house as Ginger took her #2 yellow Dixon pencil in hand and nervously began tackling the quiz.

Career…Just Say No

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Answers Vintage Quiz from “The Girl Friend and the Boy Friend” Magazine May 1953

With a great sigh of relief Ginger answered “No” to all the questions…. discovering she was best fitted for Love!

Strictly For Boys

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Vintage Quiz from “The Girl Friend and the Boy Friend” Magazine May 1953

Now that Love was her future, there was just one more test to be taken.

Turning the page of the magazine was another quiz this one strictly for the male species, but was directed to their “girl readers” : “If you want to see how your boy friend rates have him answer these questions!”

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Vintage Quiz from “The Girl Friend and the Boy Friend” Magazine May 1953. Note: the original owner of the magazine did check off several “yes” answers detracting from his desirability of a good lover

That’s just what she intended her steady Pete to do, answering the Quiz’s question: “Will You Make a Good Lover?”
“Do you wonder how you will rate in the love department?” the article asked provocatively.

test how good a lover vintage magazine quiz

Just Say No

A perfect score of “No” meant he would be the kind of boy the girls will go for. Especially the non career girls.

How well did you score?

(©) 20015 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved


Marriage and Career- You Can Have It All

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No need to draw the line between a career or marriage.

Contrary to yesterday’s post with its kooky quiz asking girls to choose  “What Are You Best Fitted For Love or a Career?” one mid-century miss proved the test wrong. Yes indeedy, you could have both.

“Why not,” she asked, “have it all?”

So taken with her tale, Crosley Refrigerator shared the successful career girl’s story with its readers in a full-page ad.

Patsy De Angelo, a talented illustrator didn’t draw the line when it came to love…she was engaged to be married in June and couldn’t be happier.

Many dreamed of being an artist but for Patsy it was no dream; the perky 23-year-old was now sharing in the glamorous world of commercial art.

Vintage advertisement  Crosley Refrigerator

Vintage advertisement Crosley Refrigerator

Confident in her career, she enjoyed the admiration of her friends. But she had a real case of the jitters when it came to meeting her fiance Fred’s mother. Her soon to be mother in law Sheila Shaw was suspicious of a working girls and didn’t believe that a career girl could also be a good housewife.

Moping at her drawing table littered with T squares, triangles and paint brushes, Patsy chewed her pencil nervously unable to concentrate on the drawing of the frolicking Christmas kittens that lay in front of her.

Vintage ad Art Draw me

Vintage ad for Art Instruction Inc. “If you like to draw or sketch you may have talent worth training. Enter this contest and win 2 years of free training for a fascinating career in art. Best part is, youngster or oldster, men or women all have equal opportunity to make it.”

Lighting a cigarette, she smiled gently glancing at the matches that lay in front of her. Thanks to an earlier matchbook cover’s challenge to draw a pretty girl, and the Art Instruction Home Study Course, she now had a fascinating and profitable art career as an illustrator.

Drawing on considerable talents, she knew she could create a lovely home for Fred and she, and she vowed to prove her future mother in law wrong.

In the end it was her kitchen that won over Sheila Shaw.

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Vintage advertisement Crosley Refrigerator

With her trained artists eye Patsy had designed the modern kitchen herself, choosing just the right wallpaper and smart linoleum. She knew how to make her kitchen say quality… start with a beautiful ultra modern Nairn inlaid linoleum floor… it’s the first step towards out of the ordinary smartness in any kitchen!

But it was the smart choice of appliances that bowled her mother in law over. Her wonderful Westinghouse electric range that let your meal planning dreams run riot that produced feather light cakes, superb roasts and foods broiled to a turn, certainly impressed Mrs. Shaw.

Vintage advertisement  Crosley Refrigerator

Vintage advertisement Crosley Refrigerator

But she really lit up with envy when she saw the smart beauty of the  Crosley Shelvadore refrigerator. Designed to give you everything you could want in a modern refrigerator, the designing woman won over her mother in law. , Whether career gals or happy homemakers, everyone knew that housewives in every home everywhere unanimously agreed “such conveniences cannot be imagined – you must try it to believe it!”

Sort of like having marriage and a career.

note: decades later this married illustrator proved Patsy was right.

(©) 20015 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

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Cheating Advice After Ashley Madison

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Having an affair ain’t what it used to be.

Now that Ashley Madison  client base has been hacked, the world’s leading on-line dating service  for married people has sent many a cheating spouse scrambling.

It’s a heart breaker for those who ascribe to the website’s belief “Life is Short. Have an Affair.”

Your Cheating Heart

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Although  the 14 year old service AshleyMadison.com ( “when monogamy becomes monotony “) which sets up extramarital trysts have made cheating more accessible, electronic tracking devices  from e mail to EZ passes have made straying trickier.

You would think that before the advent of cell phones, texting, computers, credit cards, ATMs and other tracking devices, cheating would be a breeze.

But apparently for an earlier generation a book was needed to help the straying spouse with a wandering eye navigate the slippery slope of cheating.

Mister & Mistress

vintage ad sex manual 1940s

Like Stolen Love this book thrills you!
Vintage ad for “Mister & Mistress: A Guide to the Etiquette of off the Record Romance” 1949 Denis Book Company

For the low price of $1.98 post war cheaters wanting to finagle romance could send away for a book Mister and Mistress:  A Guide to the Etiquette of Off the Record Romance

Advertised in the back of men’s magazines next to sex guides and marriage manuals, this book from 1949 taught  the tricks of two timing: “Know How to do the ‘Wrong’ Thing The Right Way”

Things intimate…personal things the neighbors mustn’t know

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Mr & Mrs Smith
Vintage illustration from ad for “Mister & Mistress: A Guide to the Etiquette of off the Record Romance” 1949 Denis Book Company

Its authors Edith Sheldon and Dayton James explained to the prospective reader: “We have outlined numerous situations, in any one of which you may find yourself sooner or later. We think you will agree that our rules for handling these situations are based on sound sense and good taste. But if  you do not agree you have only to follow the opposite course.”

“And see where that lands you.”

Mister and Mistress lets you in on many secrets. “Here is a book you will cherish. Its technique will amaze you. Its frankness will startle you! The Simon pure will raise their eyebrows!”

sexist cartoon secretary wife  1951“I’m your husbands secretary. I think I can help you understand him.”

It’s hilarious! It’s helpful. It’s hep!

Have you… Were You…. Did you?

Posing a series of questions to the would-be-cheater they ask:

Ever talk in your sleep?

Ever find it hard to explain?

Ever keep a “Stud Book”?

Ever have a “Blind Date”?

Ever pay with I.O.U.’s or try to?

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Vintage Illustration from ad for “Mister & Mistress: A Guide to the Etiquette of off the Record Romance” 1949 Denis Book Company

Ever hire an Escort?

Ever gather “Forbidden Fruit”?

Ever walk back from a “Joy Ride”?

Ever been a “Fall Guy”?

Ever argue with a bootlegger?

Ever “Fumble” for the luncheon check?

Ever play “Mr and Mrs,”?

Ever been a correspondent?

vintage illustration cartoon sex manual 1940s

Vintage illustration from ad for “Mister & Mistress: A Guide to the Etiquette of off the Record Romance” 1949 Denis Book Company

Ever curious about sexual matters and has your curiosity led you into strange adventures?

Ever “Lost Your Head” in an emergency?

Ever wish you had learned the manners and social graces needed to mix with others on many levels?

Ever play with fire?

“If you answer NO to all of these questions,” the ad firmly states  “do NOT send for this book, SEND FOR THE UNDERTAKER!”

Copyright (©) 2015 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

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Beach Club Preening

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L) Vintage Ray Ban Sunglasses Ad 1960 (R) Vintage Jantzen Swimsuit Ad 1950s, illustration by Pete Hawley

How To Enjoy The Sun In Style

In the summer of 1960 the glitter and glamor of my Grandmothers beach club often rivaled the showboating and schmoozing of the presidential campaign that summer.

A glittering spectacle, out dazzling the sun and each other with their gleaming potpourri of garish gold and sparkly diamonds, the club was filled with middle-aged sea nymphs in sun-frost green, icy turquoise and luminous gold, Riviera radiant from head to toe in their sun blazing Cote Azur colors

Like the other Beach clubs that dotted the narrow spit of Long Island, the club was always overrun with sun worshiping, jewelry glittering, deeply tanned women, their middle-aged-matronly bodies newly trim from a week at the milk farm pummeled and pounded by a host of masseurs,  squeezed into this seasons-must-have figure flattering swimsuit.

Splashing around happily in the shallow end of the turquoise tiled pool, my mother and I  watched the endless parade of equally shallow strutting ladies preening for lots of second glances.

Each gals  curve hugging suit equipped with molded bras to showcase bountiful bosoms,competed for attention-  a flurry of rhumba stripes, pleats, cotton shirred, piped ruffles, saucy anchor buttons, and bows placed just so.

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Vintage swimwear 1962 Spiegal catalog

 It was a peculiar female universe at least during the week when women far outnumbered the men, but for the solicitous cabana boys, and the occasional group of stogie smoking, pot-bellied retirees dressed in eye-catching terry lined cabana sets in exotic patterns evoking the faraway South Pacific.

Whether playing pinochle or gin rummy, their lido straw hats dipped strategically below one eye, they always listened to the ball game.

Even with the southern drawl of Red Barber blaring loudly from their large Sylvania  transistor radio with the oversize dial and the CONELRAD markings, the folksy red head’s colorful play by-play of the Bronx Bombers reverberating  throughout the club  was not enough to dim the  high volume chattering of these strident ladies.

Ladies Only

vintage summer swimsuits 1961

Since the men were in such short supply during the week  they hoped to at least elicit envy from the other scrutinizing gals.

They teetered and tottered about on perilously high raffia straw wedgies slides, sun-loving fun-loving play shoes studded with colorful sea shells or a gay spray of red plastic posies to brighten their footsteps, a cold Pepsi in one well manicured hand and a glowing Kool in the other, my grandmother called them the girls from Iponema by way of East Flatbush.

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Vintage beach wear 1962 Spiegel Catalog

Beneath huge showy straw hats, some as large as pizza pies, their winter dull hair, had been miraculously enlivened by Miss Clairol in mouth-watering shades that ran the gamut from apricot soufflé, strawberry parfait, and lemon meringue.

Unlike Mom, their teased hair never seemed to melt or wilt, thanks to liberal use of Helene Curtis Spray Net, nor were their lips like Mom’s, covered in chapstick, but improbably colored by Hazel Bishop’s no smear lipstick, staying so perfectly you could swim with it-but-god forbid you got wet swimming and risk ruining your hair-do.

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Vintage Ads (L) champion Papers 1957 (R) 7-Up 1958

Life’s a Beach

My grandmother was in possession of prime beach club real estate, a much coveted corner cabana, so we were treated to unobstructed vistas of the clean white sandy beach.

The powerful ocean waves were restrained by algae stone jetties that also served the purpose of dividing the white sandy beach into socially stratified enclaves.

These unofficial boundaries protected each beach club from the huddled masses lest it be turned into, my grandmothers worst fear,  a Coney island where the crush of crowds concealed the sand, the beach  filled with who knows what kinds of people who had been who knows where.

Living proof that the American dream was alive and well in mid-century America

But the white sandy beaches themselves were often deserted.

The ladies of the club much preferred to loll around the pool on chaise lounges as the cabana boys lavishly rubbed Bain de Soeillee Orange Gelee onto their mahogany burnished, Lady Norelco’d bodies.

Lest they lose their dollar tip at the end of the day the crew cut cabana boys were careful to avoid shmeering the goopy orange gel on m’ ladies new-this-season Rose Marie Reed swimsuit, the one featured at Saks but scooped up for a song at Loehmans.

They would make a splash without once getting wet.

No, the sandy beach was not for them- it was too messy with its gritty sand that got into all the inconvenient  nooks and crannies, its salty mist terrible for their elaborate do’s.

For the afternoon, while their balding overworked, overweight husbands labored in the steaming heat of the Garment Center, and their kids safely tucked away at camp these suburban satyrs were temporarily transported to a Riviera of their own making.

Copyright (©) 20015 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved -Excerpt From  Defrosting The Cold War: Fallout From My Nuclear family

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The Scents, Sounds and Flies of Summer

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The scents and sounds of my 1960s childhood summers at my grandmothers beach club  would sizzle together creating the perfect summer cocktail.

 Along with the rhythmic sounds of the ocean waves breaking on the beach, and the staccato click, clack, click of the Bakelite mah jongg tiles, was the constant swatting sound coming from the pink plastic fly swatter that, like Hopalong Cassidy’s six shooter, never left my grandmothers side.

Nana was the fastest swatter in the west, knocking down a formation of enemy flies with one shot.

Any fly zeroing in for a landing anywhere near a peach or plum wouldn’t stand a chance. “Who knew where that fly had been?” was a constant refrain heard all summer.

Shoo Fly Don’t Bother Me

From the time she was a little girl, no insect put the fear of God in Nana like the house fly.

It was no wonder people of a certain age had a fear of insects and flies.

These deadly pests, they were told, were carriers of deadly diseases. All insects were bad but houseflies were by far the worst since it was thought you could get polio through an insect bite.

Which helped explain why even “nice people” who lived in careful and sanitary homes could still get polio and other diseases.

A Cornucopia of Fruit

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While we waited for the cabana boys to deliver our lunch, Nana rummaged through her bags for something for us to nosh on.

She never traveled anywhere without a menagerie of shopping bags and bundles, whether it was a three-week vacation or a three-hour visit.

Out of Nana’s huge summer straw tote, the one with floral appliqués and exotic bamboo bracelet handles that she got in Haiti, would emerge all sorts of goodies to nosh on.

But the best summertime treats were the cornucopia of fresh fruit from her neighborhood Italian greengrocer.

The fruit stand on Columbus Avenue with its open air grandstands of vibrant fruits and vegetables added a vivid blaze of color to the otherwise drab city block.

Unlike the chaste fruit found in our own supermarkets that were tucked into styrophone trays, hermetically sealed in sanitary Saran wrap, the seductive sprawl of luscious fruit may have been protected from the baking sun by an awning, but it lay defenseless to the random touching, squeezing even tasting, by perfect strangers.

Lunchtime By the Cabana

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Tempting creative salads

It wasn’t long before the accommodating cabana boys delivered our lunches to satisfy our ravenous sea-air appetites.

As Nana nibbled on her cool-la-la fancy cottage cheese salad, the pineapple slices curled and twisted decoratively dusted with a shower of paprika, Mom mindlessly picked at her Seafarers Surprise plate, tuna salad  festooned with fancy stuffed olives and a creative use of pimento strips worthy of a Picasso.

Suddenly Mom let out an audible gasp, nearly dropping the bottle of Sucaryl lo cal sweetener she was pouring into her iced tea.

Just as I was innocently  about to sink my teeth into a downy yellow peach plucked from a brown paper bag in Nana’s straw tote, Mom swiftly snatched the fruit away from me before I ever got a chance to bite into the juicy flesh.

Sternly I was admonished to make sure it was washed or else I would get a tummy ache.

Perils of Unwashed Fruit

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(L) Vintage illustration Jon Whitcomb 1950s (R) Vintage diagram “A Fly is the Most Dangerous Animal Known” from American Red Cross Text Book on Home Hygiene 1933

But it was Nana’s look of panic at the sight of that unclean flesh entering my pristine mouth, that told me  some greater tragedy would befall me if I bit into an unwashed peach, maybe the very piece of fruit that God Forbid-a fly had rested on for a mille second before being squashed to its demise.

The fly this most feared and dangerous beast that frolicked and feasted greedily in uncovered garbage cans, the gutter, rotting food, or a dead horse even, could have landed on your nice ripe peach wiping his poisonous feet on the food.

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Image Credit: Aloha Organic Fruit

Diarrhea would be the least of your problems. For in the dirt and dust on the fruit, I was warned by Nana, were many little seeds of disease.

Since the polio epidemics had occurred in hot summer months when flies were so prevalent, a popular theory circulated that in the hot sun, the skin of fruits nurtured the infantile paralysis germs which had been left there by, who else –the dastardly fly.

Which is why, in my family, unwashed fruit seemed to elicit the same terror as flies.

Protecting the home front especially the food supply against the dangerous fly became a cardinal rule for three generations of mothers in my family.

Copyright (©) 20015 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved -Excerpt From Defrosting The Cold War:Fallout From My Nuclear Family

Beach Club Paradise on Parade



Wise Man Say: Politically Incorrect Comic No Funny

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Vintage Cartoon Book "Confucius Say" Cartoon illustration Confucius

In this collection of bawdy, jokes offending women or race is no concern. Whether sexual harassment at work, date rape or body shaming all is fair game. Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

In the joke books we are never going to see again department, an honorary mention goes to this well-worn 1940 book Confucius Say which for a mere 25 cents manages to offend both women and Asian Americans in one fell swoop.

Today when comics and comedians are afraid to crack controversial jokes for fear of offending politically correct sensibilities, the PC police would have tripped over themselves in the rush to confiscate this cartoon book which in its 40 pages is unabashedly sexist and racist.

 

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Confucius Say: He Who Can’t Take  Joke, Never Laugh.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Sure, sexist, misogynist humor was a staple among comics in the good old days before the PC Police came and put the kibosh on good American fun; what gives this book its double bang for your buck in sheer tastelessness is its portrayal of Confucius as a dirty old man, dispensing his wisdom in the ways of the ladies.

 

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

The wise Chinese philosopher beloved by some Americans as the father of fortune cookie wisdom, took a decidedly more bawdy tone in this collection of “adult” cartoons where he expresses his racy remarks in mangled English.

 

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Filled with sage advice about gold diggers and dumb blondes, objectification is fair game when it comes to the fairer sex

Crazy for Confucius

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

In 1940 when this paper back book appeared, Confucius, China’s most important teacher who lived and taught 500 years before Christ, was suddenly making a comeback.

For a year in which the world seemed on the precipice of destruction as Hitler goosestepped all over Europe and daily bombardments of England stunned Americans, a search for some meaning in such perilous times would be understandable.

But, no there was not a renewed interest in the great philosopher’s moral teachings .

Because Americans like their morality lite, it was Confucius Say jokes that were all the rage.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Suddenly on city street corners and at newsstands, hundreds of pitchmen hawked pamphlets containing 200 “Witty” Daring, Confucius” remarks.

In night clubs and over the radio, singers chanted a new hit called “Confucians Say” performed by Mr. Auld Lang Syn himself Guy Lombardo. Many major American newspapers began carrying a “Confucius Say” column with content solicited by readers.

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In February of that year Life magazine commented on the craze in an article:

In every city and village from coast to coast last week, Americans were stopping other Americans and chortling: ‘You know what Confucius say? “Girl with future should beware of man with past.’…or any one of the hundreds of similar stylized apothegms published and un published good and bad, clean and dirty.

Wise Man Say: The Jokes on You

Walter Winchel Newspaper

The man responsible for this sudden surge of Confucius wisdom was none other than that snap-brim fedora wearing Broadway columnist Walter Winchell. A year earlier the godfather of gossip began using Confucius parodies in his widely read columns.

Syndicated in 2000 newspapers one can’t underestimate the influence that Winchell held.Through it, in a world not yet transformed by television, he amassed extraordinary power, often wielded ruthlessly, as a purveyor of gossip, innuendo, and decidedly politically incorrect jokes (If a married couple broke up, Winchell found them “sharing separate tepees.”)
It wasn’t long before comedians Jack and Benny Fred Allen picked up the trick of Confucius Say on their radio programs.

The rage spread.

Sage Advice

Cartoon from Vintage Book "Confucius Say" 1940

In this collection of bawdy, jokes offending women or race is no concern. Whether sexual harassment at work, date rape or body shaming all is fair game. Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Lets take a peek at some of those pearls of wisdom offered in this book  that promised to help make dinner table wits of even the dullest of dudes.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

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                                                           Old maid is woman who has been good- for nothing.


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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

She who laugh last probably had it explained to her.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Man will forgive woman for being 2 faced but not for being double chinned.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Old maid book-keeper count on fingers but young girl count on legs.

 

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

 

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Funny what girl do for drink but lot funnier what she do after drink.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

                                             Some girls like cigarettes not very satisfying until lit.

The Sages Advice is especially instructive to the working girl:

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Secretary not office fixture until she’s on desk.

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In business secretary who work for rich boss find self in lap of luxury.

                                         To get ahead, girl pretty as a picture must also show action in close-ups.

                                         Man offering girl movie contract often like to pull a few strings first.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Girl who go out with Tom Dick and Harry also have eye peeled for Jack.

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Women without principle draw considerable interest.

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Cartoon from Vintage Book “Confucius Say” 1940

Diamonds don’t grow on trees but right kind of limbs get them.

And the final pearl of wisdom says it all:

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Fathers With Benefits

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Vintage Public Service ad "Fun With Pop" from "I Love You"Comic Charlston Publications 1959

For perky Janice Anderson, Father didn’t just know best; for this mid century teen her Pop was her pal.

Of course what wholesome teenager doesn’t dream about fun with her father? And what Dad doesn’t dream about dating his daughter ( just ask Donald Trump).

Well apparently some youngsters needed nudging.

This 1959 public service ad that ran in comic books  was part of a campaign  encouraging youngsters of all ages to “Join the Fun with Pop Campaign” with the campaign promise “For Happier Kids.”

True Romance…True Togetherness

Comic Book I Love You PSA 1950's

(L) Vintage comic book “I Love You” Charlston Publications 1959 (R) Public Service ad “Fun with Pop.” Comic books often ran single page features with social, patriotic, and health related messages and these public service ads taught kids lessons on the world around them, such as free speech, prejudice and family values.

Tucked in between the colorful. pages of a True Love comic book  filled with heart throbbing stories about the rough road to love in the quest for Mr. Right., was a public service ad for the ultimate Mr. Right…who was right under your nose – dear old dad.

For the most part,  Dads had been second thoughts when it came to parenting but by mid century America in that  age of togetherness there was a new kind of  Dad. American Dads coast to coast were getting involved in child care, a trend so remarkable Life Magazine gushed enthusiastically on the phenomenon, calling the New American Domesticated Male the greatest advances in parenting.

Vintage Public Service ad "Fun With Pop" 1959 from "I Love You"Comic Charlston Publications 1959

Vintage Public Service ad “Fun With Pop”  from “I Love You”Comic Charlston Publications 1959

Take the story of Janice

Janice was in a jam. Her steady Doug had come down with a nasty cold leaving this high school miss dateless for the big dance.

Vintage Public Service ad "Fun With Pop" 1959 from "I Love You"Comic Charlston Publications 1959

Vintage Public Service ad “Fun With Pop” from “I Love You”Comic Charlston Publications 1959

That’s when her dad stepped up in a big way to become her date. And what a dreamy date he was, attentive, charming and boy oh boy could he cut a rug.

Vintage Public Service ad "Fun With Pop" from "I Love You"Comic Charlston Publications 1959

Vintage Public Service ad “Fun With Pop” from “I Love You”Comic Charlston Publications 1959

Sure diamonds are a girls best friend, but all gals know your Pop is your pal!

Happy Fathers Day!

Copyright (©) 2016 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

Hooking Up Advice- A Vintage Valentine’s Day Dilemma

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To Canoodle or Not to Canoodle

In Post-War America, love was in the air.

Along with Valentines Day’s hearts and flowers, came big dates, big dances, and king sized expectations in high schools and colleges all around the country. But even the smoothest post war gal could use a tip or two to make the evening real dream-diary stuff.

So for all you valentines with a special date marked down on your calendars, some vintage advice from 1946 for do’s and –especially- don’t’s on hooking up.

Tonight’s the Night

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Peggy was all hepped up for her big Valentines date with Hank a tall, dark, crew-cut kind of fellow. This blushing bobby-soxer was sure this would be the night he asked her to go steady. But, her pal Paula warned, going steady came with consequences.

Terror and titillation went hand in hand.

Sure, like most Junior girls in her High School, Peggy liked some hubba hubba from time to time. But every good girl knew the dangers of heavy petting!

Figuring out how to say “good night but not goodbye” and maintain her reputation, caused her headaches to beat the band.  Luckily for Peg  there was no shortage  of advise and cautionary tales  for the love struck female. Every mid-century women’s magazine were chock full of them to help set this jittery Junior straight. Consulting her favorite sub deb column in her mothers Ladies Home Journal proved  invaluable.

Caution: Romance Ahead

“It happens to every girl- that mellow moonlight and roses feeling when the man of the moment begins to look like the biggest thing in her life. If you’re a wide awake bright-eyed kind of gal who gets a kick out good books, good football games and good brisk walks in the rain, it’s inevitable,”  began a column directed to sub debs  in a 1946 issue of Ladies Home Journal.

“You’re going to get a kick out of good dates too!” Peggy read  on anxiously.

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Boy, Oh Boy!

“You may have liked boys since you were an out sized character back in the pigtails-and-pinafore department and the little chaps around the neighborhood made good company for playing hide and seek.”

“Now boys are still fun, only now they are more fun, and instead of just liking them as you once did you feel a new appreciation for them.”

“And how!” thought Peggy to herself.

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“Suddenly you want to date boys who are smooth dancers, know all the do’s and don’ts of about dating and are smart enough to push the button for a woody Herman disk when they slip a nickel in the juke box.”

“And then suddenly you’re content to know just one. Because it’s happened.”

“You’ve suddenly met the one boy who has almost everything you can ask for in any man! There may be a few things missing ( he isn’t as tall as you’d like nor does he drive a red convertible coupe) but with this dream stuff so close at hand- who are you to quibble.”

“You’ve found someone whom you can like and who likes  you. Someone you can really appreciate and that affection just can’t put itself into words.”

“So you’ve got to find some other way of expressing yourself- it will take-well one goodnight kiss at least!”

Eagerly, Peggy read on.

Can This be Love?

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“Of course this is the old feeling you’ve heard so much about.”

“It isn’t just a hubba hubba business; it’s something much more important than that.”

“You can’t wait to get to math class each morning because he sits almost behind you; you can’t begin your homework at night till after 7:30 because that’s the time he calls and if he doesn’t call that evening you,  you can’t do your homework at all for wondering about him; and you carried a slip of paper round in your pocket for weeks worn and tattered because he scrawled “See you at 8:30”on it the first night you two had a date together.”

“It’s a wonderful feeling all right; it’s exciting. It’s stimulating, it keeps you awake at night! But just a minute, honey-chile- haven’t you felt this way before?”

“How about that super sharp fellow you knew back in the days when you were still a freshman? The one who asked you to wear his class ring one Saturday night (but the mood was off and the ring returned before the week was out)?”

“And the fellow with whom you went on a blind date when you were visiting your cousin in St. Louis, and the soda jerker down at the drugstore who went to your high school and who asked you to wait for him every night after work so he could walk you home?”

“You liked them didn’t you- and more than just a little?”

A Dime a Dozen

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Vintage illustration Jon Whitcomb 1948

“And a kiss is an important thing.”

“You show your interest first just by talking to him, smiling when he looks your way; you can give him a hint that he’s the kind of boy who’s No.1 on your hit parade by saving your Friday nights for him; and then after a number of dates, lots of deep conversations and some real fun together- you may realize this isn’t just any boy.”

“This is someone special.”

“And since your kiss is based on honest affection it means something important to both of you. “

“But if you change man interests and dates every other evening, what happens to that sincerity? You may feel at the moment that tonight’s the night, but who was that boy we saw you with last night ( that was no ‘boy’ that was the fellow you thought you loved, remember?)”

A Girl Who Gets Around

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“Or are you by any slim chance, one of those female characters who have been fooling themselves with the old tale that ‘a girl has to neck to get around?’ You may think that’s the true story, that the object of any fellows affection will automatically be the gal from whom he gets the most….affection.”

“But you just haven’t got as far as the punch line!”

“Many a gal gets around so much for a while that the whole whirl leaves her dizzy; she loses her sense of what’s what completely. She may think that all any boy wants is a gal with whom to hold hands, pat cheeks and rub noses at the doorstep. She goes through the same routine  with 6 out of 10 fellows, and she’s suddenly surprised when boys don’t call her anymore! “

Peggy blushed with recognition.

“That gal just forgot that anything too easy to get, is considered “cheap” and that’s just what happened to her. It doesn’t take long for fellows to catch on to a girls dating reputation- and a word to the guys is sufficient!”

Peggy’s pal Paula didn’t want to be the sort of “I told you so” kind of friend, but the look she gave Peggy said it all.

What’s Your Story

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“Let’s forget what this moonlight madness does to your dating rating and your reputation and figure out what it does to you.”

“You may not spend too much time on self-analysis taking yourself apart to see what ticks. But if you did you would realize that you are made up of hundreds of complex “reactions” all of which add up to make your total personality.”

“One kiss won’t put you out of the pink-angel department with any boy, but you know that one kiss leads to another; you may have wanted to kiss a fellow goodnight because he’s considered a good date and you want to see more of him, or simply because he’s your guy and that’s just the way you feel- and before you know it, you’re necking!!!

“You can suddenly find yourself with a lot of emotions just too hot to handle! And don’t even try to fool yourself with the smug assumption, ‘I’m not that kind of girl!”

Caution: No Parking Ahead!

“So take time out occasionally to think about your date life. And take it slow and easy for a smart gal will know to keep those extra starts out of her eyes. This is one time you have to see what you’re doing!”

The lesson was clear- Valentines Day was no license to lose your reputation.

Peggy was firm: Keep the Brakes on!

Copyright (©) 2017 Sally Edelstein All Rights Reserved

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Entering the World of MAD Magazine

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Walking through the doors of The Norman Rockwell Museum in Stockbridge, Massachusetts last Sunday into the halls of the MAD Magazine Exhibit was like finally standing in front of the Wailing Wall as an Orthodox Jew.

I did everything short of Daven.

For some artist it’s all about Picasso, Matisse, and Monet.

But for me, my Mount Rushmore of great artists has always veered more to Jack Davis, Wallace Wood, Al Jaffee, and Jack Richards. And the Michelangelo of Mad- the prolific Mort Drucker. Room after crowded room filled with these giants-  Dave Berg, Don Martin, Sergio Aragones, George Woodbridge, Antonio Prohias’ Spy v Spy,  was nothing short of head spinning.

“A Day in the Life of JFK” Original art by Mort Drucker 1961

How many times had I pored over Mort Drucker’s 1961 spoof ,”A Day With JFK”?

Hundreds? Thousands? And not just in 1963 but only weeks ago. To this day my brother and I quote chapter and verse from this“ And there it was elegantly framed on the wall. In this post-election drawing, President Kennedy sings to the tune of “When I Was a Lad ( Ruler of the Queens Navy)” from Gilbert & Sullivan’s popular opera HMS Pinafore.

MAD Exhibit, Norman Rockwell Museum Oct 2024 Photo: John Martin

For me, the layers of feelings surrounded by decades of deeply familiar art were as layered as the multiple messages contained in one MAD pen-and-ink drawing. It’s where I learned about layers of meaning, of several stories happening simultaneously, and it has been my sensibility ever since. Because of MAD, I was inoculated with a heavy dose of skepticism, offering a lifetime of immunity from accepting institutional hypocrisy and dishonesty.

A drawing by 13-year-old Sally Edelstein, 1968. In this I see the MAD influence and the Mort Drucker copied caricatures

It is not surprising my own creative journey began with MAD as a 6 year old. Just as I would read, re-read, and scrutinize each and every article with the devotion of a Talmudic scholar learning to read between the lines, I would sit hunched over on my bed for hours copying line for line the brilliant illustrations of Mort Drucker, Jack Davis, and Wallace Wood , until my pink chenille bedspread was covered with dozens of magazines and sheaves of paper filled with the pen and ink drawings of an aspiring artist.

MAD Magazine Exhibit, Norman Rockwell Museum Oct 2024 Photo: John Martin

 

“The Lighter Side” by Dave Berg, was always one of my go to first reads before I dug into the heavier stuff.

 

A drawing by Mort Drucker using Rubylith. Nostalgically this red acetate layered over parts of a drawing so that select areas will appear to be in shadow when photographed for printing brought me back to my years of illustrating, on the cusp of digital.. The Art & Humor of MAD Magazine exhibit

Seeing the drawings up close, the Gods of my youth working as I once did on deadline. I could see the dried non-archival rubber cement that had seeped through and yellowed with age, the bits of rubber cement not rubbed away, the white-out, the blue editing pencil lines, the red acetate rubylith. Seeing the irregular lines cut with an exacto knife for the cut-and-paste text in a Dave Berg Lighter Side was a thrill.

TRADITION! TRADITION!

I am certain when I purchased this MAD magazine as a 17-year-old HS Senior in January 1973 I could not have imagined there would come a time when I could be face to face with this original cover painting by Norman Mingo who did countless cover illustrations.

At 69, I am now almost the same age as MAD magazine. I have been reading and collecting them for nearly as long. Battered cardboard boxes filled with decades of well-read, dog-eared MAD magazines, have followed me in the trajectory of my life. From my childhood suburban bedroom in West Hempstead, Long Island, to my Upper West Side apartment in Manhattan, they are now resting comfortably back on Long Island in the cool basement of my Huntington Village home.

Mad Magazine Covers over the years. The Art & Humor of MAD Magazine exhibit

Every month from the time I was seven, a quarter clutched tightly in my hand, I would head down to the neighborhood candy store to buy the current issue. Hand-me-down issues of the magazine from my older brother Andy were treasured, but buying my very own copy felt like a rite of passage.

Our neighborhood candy store Katz’s, with its overhead tin sign from Bryer’s ice cream and creaking wooden telephone booths in the back of the store, was the type of establishment once found in every neighborhood in Brooklyn and Queens. A throwback to a previous era it now seemed woefully out-of-place amongst the new developments of split-level and ranch homes of my Long Island suburban neighborhood, a culture that was regular fodder for MAD.

MAD did more than mock the adult world. It was also cunningly educational.

Walking into the store, I would give a quick glance at the newsstand outside that displayed an assortment of newspapers secured under heavy sash weights. Bold black headlines shrieked with news of Vietnam, race riots, and Watergate but I preferred my news straight from Alfred E. Neuman.

MAD did more than mock the adult world. It was also cunningly educational. Lessons learned from my Weekly Reader often eluded me; but tutored by the skilled pens of Larry Siegel, Wally Wood, and Frank Jacobs, lessons about politics and current events were indelibly etched in my mind igniting a life-long passion.

Spy Vs Spy  Drawing. Antonio Prohias Cuban expatriate cartoonist who kept a humorous eye on the Cold War and global politics.

 

Jack Davis “The MAD Primer of Bigots Extremists and Other Loose Ends” 1969. Donald Trump would fit in perfectly

MAD was like a course on international politics. Where else would an eight-year-old easily learn and recite the names of world leaders like Castro, Nasser, Mao, Tito, and Khrushchev through the clever use of Broadway songs? I still find myself humming “Nikita! We’ve Just Met a Red Named Nikita!” sung by Kennedy advisors in the classic 1963 East Side Story, a parody of West Side Story casting the Eastern bloc and Western Bloc as opposing street gangs.

Straddling two obsessions for me as a teen. One room filled with MAD art another Norman Rockwell’s paintings. MAD Exhibit, Norman Rockwell Museum Oct 2024 Photo: John Martin

 

When Alfred E. channeled Norman Rockwell recreating the iconic self-portrait that Norman Rockwelll painted. Both original paintings hand side by side. Photo: John Martin

This was straddling two obsessions for me as a teen. One room filled with MAD art another Norman Rockwell’s paintings. As hooked as I was on MAD, I was fascinated with Norman Rockwell and began a correspondence with him as a 17-year-old fan girl.

I’m hoping “What, Me Worry?  The Art & Humor of MAD Magazine”  travels and finds another home.

Because it felt like coming home to me. As it will for so many.

 

 

 

 

 

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